The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was...is lost. For non now live to remember it. It began with the forging of the Great Rings. Three were given to the elfs, Immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings. Seven to the dwarf lords, Great miners and craftsmen of the mountain halls. And nine...Nine rings were gifted to the race of men...Who above all else, desire power. For within these rings was bound the strength and will to govern each race. But they were all of them deceived. For another ring was made. In the land of Mordor in the fires of Mount Doom...The Dark Lord Sauron forged in secret a master ring to control all others and into this ring he poured his cruelty, his malice... and his will to dominate all life.............One ring to rile them all.
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PHRASES FROM LOTR:
Pippin:what are you going to do then?
Gandalf:KNOCK YOUR HEAD AGAINST THESE DOORS PEREGRIN TOOK AND IF THAT DOES NOT SHATTER THEM THEN MABY I WILL HAVE SOME PEACE FROM FOOLISH QUESTIONS.
Gimli:Nobody...tosses a dwarf
Legolas: There taking the hobbits to isengard
Legolas:Well....i got 42 orks
Gimli: well thats not bad for a elf princling...i my-self am sitting on 43
Legolas:(shoots arrow at ork gimli is sitting on) 43!
Gimli: he was already dead
Legolas: he was twitching
Gimli:HE IS TWITCHING BECAUSE MY AXE IS EMBEDDED IN HIS NERV SYSTEM!
Gollum: the big blue pool is nice and cool so nice for feeeeeet. we only wish to catch a fish so juicy sweeeeeeet.