Welcome to the ultimate site.But before you go any further prepare to be extremly dissapointed.This site is a high standard of shit.Alot of the information will make no sense to alot of people but there is that select veiw that will know what im talking about.Im Chris Carson and i live in a small boring town called Portstewart.A town with a couple of petty gangs and 50 year old hookers,well one 50 year old hooker to be exact, and a hideous man with an eyepatch.This is just scratching the surface of the varied people that dwell in this small town (shit hole). In this site i will be showing just what goes on in this town.Chances are that there will be little if so this website will be shutdown but if you have read this it means it hasn't been yet obiously.So welcome to my rather shit site on the news and shit that goes on the wonderful world of Portstewart.

You already know my name,Chris Carson thus explaining the name of my site,Carsonist but i will get into the whole Carsonist thing later.Im only 14 so expect a shitty website filled with immature jokes and pathetic stories.Im pretty tall and have dirty blonde hair.I doubt you want to hear this cause I sure would'nt.Thats why Im not gonna say anymore.