My Ppls hey ya'll sup? nuttin 2 much goin on hurr. Dis part of my site is 2 say hey 2 my all my friends....so....hey sasha (she rox), ray (my baby), Nikki, Bethany, Amanda, Shanda, Amber Kiser, Ashley Lane, Ashley Tiller, Ashley Looney, Samantha, Lakeisha, Julieanna, Brandy, Candice, Tamara, & well u know.....it would take 2 long 2 say hey 2 all of my friends.......& then it would take bout 5 days just 2 read it all. so dat's all i'll say 4 now. Funny stunts 2 pull @ skool or where ever else u r These r sum funny stunts 2 pull on ur teacha's or whoeva else, I've tryed most of em. 1. Put supa glue on da teacha's books or chair, or both, either way she'll either get her hand or her ass glued 2 her books or her chair..or she'll get both. (I've tryed dis 1, it works as long as u don't get caught) 2. Get a small jewelry box, cut a hole in da bottom of it just big enough 2 fit ur finger through, then fill da box wit a lil bit of dirt, don't fill it 2 da top o. Then stick ur middle finger through da hole & put a lil fake blood on ur finger. Then go up 2 ur teacha & say "look what i found" then pull da lid off da box and say "a human finger" (I've tryed dis 1, it'll scare da shit outta ur teacha) 3. Wheneva u have a substitute wait till she's outta da room, then go 2 her desk & find ur assignments dat ur gonna do dat day in class, take sum white out & mark out all da things dat sound boring as hell.....then put in whateva u wanna do dat day. (I've tryed it, It works if u don't put nuttin 2 wild in thurr) 4. Take either sum fake blood 2 skool, then wheneva ur teacha leaves da room & thurr is nobody in thurr, sneak in & write on her board in fake blood somethin like "ur gonna die" but don't make it obvious dat u wrote it. & make sure da otha kids go along wit it, tell em 2 act like dey don't see it.....& 4 da goody 2 shoed kids tell em if dey tell u'll kick thurr ass. dat should work, or they'll go 2 da principal, it's still funny as hell 2 see da teacha's face wheneva she see's dat on da board. (neva tryed it but my friend shanda did it, & I wuz a look out (dat sucked bein a look out, i wanted 2 put da blood on da board) 5. Put out of orda signs on all of da bathroom doors, then give each teacha a drink wit sum exlax in it, then da teacha's won't have ne where 2 go cuz dey will think all of da bathrooms r out of orda. 6. Put either mayonaise or clear hair gel on da toilet seats in da bathroom then whoeva sets down on da seat will get it all ova thurr ass. 7. Mix mayonaise wit a lil bit of water then put it in a bunch of condoms, then throw em @ teacha's, santa claus, da easta bunny, whoeva da fuck u wanna throw em at, they'll get dat shit all ova em', just rememba 2 tie da condoms off wit a rubba band. 8. On da last day of skool, fill a bunch of wata balloons wit da nastiest shit u can think of. then write ur names on each 1 of da wata balloons, or whateva u wanna write on em, then hide sumwhere & throw em @ da teacha's. 9. Go 2 da office on a gurl dat neva gets in 2 ne trouble, fake like ur ballin ur eyes out. Tell da principal dat dat gurl came up 2 u & just started cussin' u out 4 no reason @ all, but only do dat 1 if u just cussed dat gurl out & she took u 2 da office. If she's neva got in 2 ne trouble it's cuz she's afraid 2, so takein her 2 da office instead of kickin' her ass will make her ball her eyes out. 10. If thurr is a certain preppy person u can not stand...when she ain't lookin snatch hurr purse, get her mini hairspray out & put peroxide or alcohol in it in place of da hairspray, & if she aint got ne hairspray wit her den get out her deodorant & put staples in da top of it, next time she puts it on, it'll burn da shit outta her. (I did dat 1 2 a gurl @ camp dat I hated) 11. If u have a lil sis dat is a goody 2 shoes, like me I have a sis dat's a goody 2 shoes, den do all u can 2 make her life a livein hell where eva u go. For instance if u get round her wit a guy she really likes...scream out as loud as u can....."Oh my god, Latesha, whewwwwww......I can't believe u just did dat, oh god I think I'm gonna gag, man gurl did somethin crawl up ur ass & die?" It'll embarrass da hell outta her. Believe me I did it 2 my sis 1 time. 12. Throw rolls @ teacha's wit frizzy hair, & get em stuck in thurr hair. IN OTHA WORDS DO WHATEVA U WANT & DONT LET PPL TELL U UR STUPID OR DAT UR THROWIN UR LIFE AWAY I MEAN DAMN AS LONG AS UR HAVEIN FUN DEY CANT TELL U WHAT 2 DO, LIVE LIFE 2 DA FULLEST & BE UR OWN DAMN BOSS, NOBODY HAS NE CONTROL OVA U WHATSOEVA SO DONT LET NE 1 SCARE U, JUST DO WHATEVA DA HELL U WANT WHENEVA DA HELL U WANT 2 DO IT. IN OTHA WORDS BE LIKE ME, LOL JUST JOKEIN. BUT DO WHATEVA U WANT PARENTS R ASSHOLES DEY DON'T KNOW SHIT FROM A SHOE. DEY PROB. DIDN'T HAVE DIS MUCH FUN WHEN DEY WURR OUR AGES SO DEY R JUST JEALOUS DAT WE R COOLER DEN THEM. WELL DAT'S ALL 4 NOW. My Trouble History My name is Mashala Webb. I have been suspended 11 times.....& countin. & I've been kicked outta 3 different skools all in dis past year. I'm gonna tell u what in all 4. SUSPENSIONS------- da first time wuz 4 stealin a pop (I wuz workin my way up so don't laugh) da second time wuz 4 rippin out a bunch of hair outta a girl's head..da gurl's name wuz TABITHA WHITED. I ripped outta bucnch of her hair, & left a huge bald spot, then comein outta da office she called me a bitch, so I almost threw her ova da third floor banisters. (She wuz an dumb ass, goody 2 shoed bitch) da third time wuz 4 Gettin in a fight wit Margo Scarburry. (I kicked her ass, ha ha) da fourth time wuz 4 cussin' out da teacha. (dat wuz fun) da fifth time wuz 4 smackin da hell outta Amanda Lester cuz she tripped me down da stairs, (I faked da trippin thing so I could hit her, & have a reason) da sixth time wuz 4 tellin Mr. Greer he wuz a fat ass cow, & cuz I wouldn't stop gettin in trouble & usein my smart ass mouth. (Oh well) da seventh time wuz 4 flippin Mrs. P.R. Fletcher off cuz she wouldn't let me in da class room, just cuz I walked out 2 use da bathroom (she wuz a fat ass bitch, we called her FAT PAT) da eighth time wuz 4 my smart mouth. (bummer) da nineth time wuz 4 kickin anotha gurl's ass. (Yay) da tenth time wuz 4 writein Brittany Holloway a threating letta sayin dat If she messed wit me or my friends dat she would be goin home in a body bag & I would be goin 2 da penatentury. (dat wuz da best letta i eva wrote) & da eleventh time wuz 4 different shit, 1 bein i got caught smokein in da gurl's bathroom. (My life rox) GETTIN KICKED OUTTA SKOOL------ da first time wuz 4 tryin 2 kill dat bitch Tabitha Whited. da second time wuz 4 bein a bitch 2 every 1 in skool cept my friends. & da third time (bout a week or 2 ago) wuz 4 different shit includein cussin out a teacha, da principal, & a police officer. (it wuz so kool cuz i had 2 be esscorted 2 my house by 2 police officers & a principal) WELL DAT'S BOUT IT 4 MY TROUBLE HISTORY SO FAR IN THESE TEENAGE YEARS, HA HA. Ppls I Hate I'm just gonna name 2 ppl i hate & tell u a lil bit bout em. KEISHA BLACKBURN------ Keisha is a fat ass bitch dat thinks she's all dat, but no body likes her & she's just.......well like i said.....a fat ass bitch. U know how u can tell when keisha is @ skool or not....when u go ask da lunch ladies if u can buy a certain food...if dey say thurr all out then dat means keisha's thurr. Da skool tells us dat da missin lunch ladies were fired, but i think keisha ate em. Picture her.... bout 5'4 weighs bout 250 lbs. has curly, frizzy ass, red hair dat sticks out like an afro. She considers a matching outfit 2 be a purple shirt and Green pants, she wears her pants up 2 under her under arms. (it looks like she's tryin 2 use em as a bra or somethin) then she wears missmatched socks, & dorkey lookin shoes. She's very very dorkey. And wheneva she smiles she is so fat dat her cheeks cova up her eyes. well dat's bout it 4 Keisha. TABITHA WHITED------ Has long straight blonde hair green eyes, is anorexic, skinny as a pencil, flat as a brick, in 8th grade, bout 5'1, wears clothes like 4 instance 1 day she wore a whit shirt with pink & purple & blue flowers all over it, and Orange pants. & black highheels & wuz carryin a green purse. well she's not as dorkey as keisha but she's still pretty dorkey. well dat's it. bye. My Family MY DADDY---- I take my attitude mostly afta my dad "just don't give a damn what nebody thinks" he's kool...but he just yells a lot...& wont let me talk 2 sasha & ray, & dat kinda pisses me off, & won't let us go 2 certain places dat we want, but otherwise he's kool. MY MOMMY--- I take my attitude sorta from her 2 just da stupid part of it though. She lets us do more then daddy, she isn't overprotective but she's protective enough. so I guess she's kool 2. MY SISTER LATESHA---- Can't dance, Can't dress, Can't get a hott guy, is a goody 2 shoes....yeah i luv her.....cuz she's no competition. ha ha. MY SISTER CEIRA---- I luv her lots. 4 a 3 year old she's kool, she's funny 2 she sings dis 1 song dat starts out wit "fuck, fuck, fuck..." & YEAH u've prob. heard it. Just da otha day she wuz runnin round goin "Mommy is a hoe, Mommy is a hoe......." It wuz funny as hell. DA REST OF MY FAMILY----- Sum r cool, sum r funny, sum r stupid, & sum aint worth callin family. dat's it. My Dictionary Skool---- a prison 4 kids & teens. Sisters-- were put on dis earth 2 drive thurr teenage sista's crazy. Brothers- were put on dis earth 2 drive thurr teenage sista's crazy. Bunnies-- dorkey lil furry animals, dat every 1 cept me thinks is cute. dorks---- Keisha Blackburn, Amanda Lester....and ppl like them. Preps---- Ppl dat think thurr betta then everybody else. Chocolate- Good Stuff. Marilyn Manson--- An extremely awesome dude. EMINEM---- Da best rapper in da whole damn world. EMINEM'S Birthday--- a national holiday 4 me. 50 Cent---- da second best rapper in da world. My Idea Of Fun My idea of fun aint sum boring ass thing like just watchin a movie or sum gay shit like dat. My idea of fun is sumthin like gettin in trouble, raisein sum hell, pullin pranks, makein prank phone calls, shit like dat. I don't care if I get in 2 trouble so really I can do whateva I think would be fun. Dat's how just bout all of my friends r 2, dey like trouble. 1 thing bout everybody knows bout me is dat da 1 thing dat drives me crazier den hell is those goody goody types of ppl. I hate those goody goody types, they're so annoying. Half of em r either lezi, bi, or gay. My sista is a goody goody......which explains y da hell I think her & her friend Amber r lezi. Y i Hate Skool Cuz it's skool!!!! Y i Put In So Many Fucken Topics 2 Write About B cuz thurr wuz dat many fucken places 2 put shit in @.