Luke's Daily Words

Man, have you ever had that day where everything is just confusing and agravating? I know that I have for sure. For some reasons it seems to not happen at school, no its actually at home! Saturday. The day after all has passed, no more asignments are either complete, or half done for school {but who really cares!}, and all that built up stress moves away for the one and a half days. Or so one would think, I however thing of all of the things that I have to turn in at school, or chores that I have to do at home. WORK IS NEVER DONE! Man who ever came up with that saying sure was down to earth. Well mabey not, mabey just an average American! LOL! Any way I have some tips for thouse of you that requested them. So here they are... On friday, smooth out everything at school as well as with your boy/girl-friend. That can make a huge help in enjoying your weekend. Enjoy it like you enjoy seeing Michel Jackson's plastic nose I guess, fall off in the Just Loose It video by the wonderfull as well as crazy Slim Shady! By the way catch his latest video called When I'm Gone! It's like music to my ears... LOL!

Yeah, I know all of you guys are lookin' at this! Okey, to get a girl she has to like you {DUH}. So to get her to like you you have to make her like you {AGAIN DUH}. But not forcefully, because then she'll probably get a restraning order and well her father won't be to fond of you. So what you do is make friends with her friends, this makes her feel more comfortatable to you as she would her friends. Next you play the roll of a servant, do everything she says and be as king as possible. This makes her feel the careing as well as responsibillity of you. Now if you're following these directions good. If you take a glance and skim you are an Idiot, because here is the important part. Now after a period of all of this happining for atleast a week, no longer than three, you create a "lie secreate reviled" tell her friends {now yours too} that you either broke up with someone else to be with her, or that you asked others for help to go out with this girl. Now the friends tell her, which in her opinion makes her feel that you are what they call "sweet". Man is it hard to say as well as type that word when you're not a fag. LOL! Okey, last steap, take her out to places that you know are popular. Then just be yourself, and don't try to be something that you aren't. Good Luck!

Now, I know that it is strange to hear or in this case read on how to get a guy. Especially from a guy who is not gay! So I have interviewed girls on the internet from ages 12-14. They say that they look for a guy that is kind, and is careing twoards them as well as nice to others, but he must stick up for her {you} when time comes. So here's what you do... Try to go through a normal day with this guy, and try to see if he flirts with you. If he does, quickly flirt back, if not quickly flirt back... {always flirt}. Besides it shouldn't be too hard to flirt back, it's like a girls second nature. Now you can't be in a relasionship of just flirting can you? Of course not. So take it to the next level, that would be the friends! Make friends with all of his friends no matter how immiture! LOL! Then when you reach their level of friendship, ask if he likes you. But ask a number of them, because some of them may lie. If they say yes, then keep it real and be yourself... if not keep doing what you are doing until they like you, then be yourself. And rember, if he says no, don't spend all of your time on him, I had a former girlfriend try to get bak with me. I will always say no, and your desiered guy may do the same. There are other fish in the sea. Good Luck!