The stuff
Why am i doing this
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| Tommy, this is for deleting my original web site |
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| Nobody , i mean nobody pulls a stunt like that and gets away with it |
"THE TOP TEN THINGS TOM LEWIS WOULD DO ON A DATE" -with the help of A.D., T.R., and P.J.
10. Slam the door on his dates fingers
9. Take her to the fire hall
8. He calls her and b4 he realizes its her mom on the phone he says hey baby lets bunk,
7. Take her to dinner with gay firefighters
6. He shows up in his full track warm up suit
5. Takes a trip to "Aeropostale"
4. Busts out his lou bega collection and dances to "MAMBAO MAMBAO"
3. asks her if she has a male friend who would like to join
2. Busts out his male porn collection.
1. smoke his mary jane an hour before and forget he even has a date |
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