this is where all of my stupid jokes will be posted i only have a few but they will be funny i promise
A man walks into a bar and says "ow " rateing *
A man is sitting in a hotel loby when he hears the phone ring so he walks over to answer it "Hi honey"say a female voice on the other end.
"hello sweetheart" the man replies
"I found this biutifull ring on sale only 2,000 dollers can i buy it.?" asked the voice hopefully.
"of course sweety"
"thanks and i found a lovely firrari its only 1,000,000 dollers can i buy it."
"what ever makes you happy"he says
"oh and i found a nice home its 1,000,000,00 dollers and its a great deal"
"go ahead i wont stop you"
"thanks sweety oh i ahve to go bye"
"bye my love"
he hangs up the phone and says to the room "does anyone know whos phone this is?" rateing****
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