Ok I have been in plenty of ''your mom diss offs'' so, down below are some good jokes to prepare you for a diss off check em out....

*Your mom is so fat, her clothes have stretch marks.

*Your mom is so fat, when she lays on the beach, people run around yelling, "Free Willie!"

*Your mom is so fat, her belt size is the equator.

*Your mom is so fat, she plays marbles with planets.

*Your mom is so fat, that she uses mexico as a tanning bed

*Your mothers so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued."