scary stuff! can you guess which of the following stories are true or have been made up? A young man with untidy dreadlocks begins to experience an itchy scalp. He puts up with it for as long as he can and finally can't stand it anymore. He goes to a hairdresser who says she will have to cut most of the dreadlocks out. He regretfully agrees. Once the hair is off the two of them discover a nest of spiders in the cuttings, which had been causing the scalp irritation! *** This is about young medical students who go to bars and pick up people and slip some kind of sedative in their drink. The people then wake up in a hotel room tub to find that their are naked and the tub is full of ice. there is a note attached saying that they have to call 911 or they will die. They do and the operator tells them to check for marks on their front and then their back. The victim then finds two slits in their back. The operator warns them to sit back down in the ice or else they will die.The paramedics then explain to the victim that the person who bought them a drink slipped them a drug to make them sleep so that they can remove their kidneys because kidneys and other body parts are being sold on the black market. *** a Young women was at the beach 1 day when she felt a bug in her ear. she couldn't find anything so she forgot about it. later she went to the doctors and he checked it out. he said it might be a small earwig and it was too deep to take out so she had to wait until it came out the other ear. Few days later she saw a nasty looking bug on her pilliow. she put it in a jar and took it to the doctors. He said it was bad news because the bug she had in her ear was female and it had laid eggs in her ear. *** a Young girl was Left at home for the first time and only her dog to protect her. she heard a news bullitn that a dangerous lunatic from a nearby aslyum had escaped. scared, she locked all the windows and doors and went to bed..she heard a drippin noise in her bathroom which made it difficult to sleep she reached down to see if her faithful dog whas there, he enthusiasticly licked her hand the next mornin she got up and went into the bathroom and found her dog hanging from the shower with blood drippin down and on the mirror it said 'Humans can lick too!*** Two girls are roommates in the college dorms. One girl leaves to go to the library or off on a date, sometimes even to work. Some time passes and she has to go back to her room to retrieve something: a jacket, her purse, or a forgotten book. Knowing exactly where the object is she does not turn the light on. Sometimes the story goes that when she left her roommate was asleep or is sick and not turning the light on is a courtesy to her. When the roommate finally returns to the room for the night there are police outside her door. When she looks in the room she sees her roommate brutally murdered and written (sometimes in lipstick, but more often in blood) on the wall are the eerie words “Aren’t you glad you didn’t turn on the lights?” suggesting that the killer was in the room when she dashed back in for the forgotten item. *** Lisa's parents were gone at a party for the evening. And all poor Lisa had to do was stay home and watch her two little siblings, making sure they didn't get in any trouble. Wishing she were out hanging with her friends on a clear and beautiful Friday night instead of at home baby sitting the two brats, Lisa flicked on the TV in the den.The kids were in the next room, the living room, playing with their toys. After flipping the channels for what seemed like hours, she finally came across a made-for-TV movie that looked pretty good. A romance, her favorite. As Lisa started to settle into the movie, the kids came in, demanding that they were hungry and wanted something to eat. So while the kids took over the television, Lisa went into the kitchen to make spaghetti for the three of them.Just as everything was about to be finished, the phone rang. Lisa went to answer but her stupid little brother got to it first and said, "Hello? Smith residence." No answer. "Gimme the phone!" Lisa said, snatching from her brother. "Hello, who is this?" Lisa demanded. "I'm near" said the voice on the other side. "Near where?" Lisa replied, but there was nothing but a dial tone. A little shaken, Lisa checked on the kids and finished preparations for dinner. She set up the table and poured out spaghetti for everyone. After everyone chowed down, the kids decided to take a nap on the couch while Lisa finished up the movie. As she turned on the TV, she saw it was almost over. "Great.." she mumbled right before the phone rang again. Forgetting the previous episode, she ran to the phone before it woke the kids and shattered her peace. Snatching up the receiver, she blurted, "Hello?". "I'm closer" reported the other end. "Huh, excuse me?" said Lisa. But once again, nothing but a dial tone. Lisa was bugging out now. "I'm near, I'm closer? What the hell?" she wondered aloud. Deciding to get to the bottom of it she called the operator. "Yes, how may I help you?" the operator said. "I'm getting a couple of strange phone calls here and I was wondering if you can tell me where they came from?" asked Lisa. "No," replied the operator, "but I could put a tap on your line and the next time he calls I can tell you where it came from." Lisa thanked the operator and hung up. She walked over to the kids and woke them up. She didn't want to scare them but she had to have them awake in case of emergency. Lisa deliberated on calling her parents, but she decided that she old enough to handle this herself. "I'm 17, and I'm tough" Lisa knew, "I can handle this". Just a she was summoning her courage, the phone rang. Lisa told the kids to stay quiet and on the couch. She answered the phone with a faint, "Hello?" The weirdo said, "I'm here now, and my, it is so sharp..." He giggled in the background.. "Huh? Wh.. What's so sharp?" Lisa blurted. "Where are you?" But the man hung up. Instantly the phone rang again. It was operator. "My God, those calls are coming from inside your house! Get out now, and I will call the police!!" Lisa slammed down the phone, grabbed her keys and the kids and flew out the front door. They got in the car and locked all the doors..All of a sudden, police cars came roaring up the driveway. One car checked on the kids while four policeman burst into the house. They searched everywhere until the finally came to attic. Upon going in they found a young man in the corner with a cellular phone and a huge butcher knife, getting ready to head downstairs. ANSWER: THE MAN WITH SPIDERS NESTING IS HIS HAIR IS TRUE. THE OTHER TRUE STORY IS ABOUT THE WOMAN WHO HAD A BUG LAY EGGS IN HER EAR!

a short story by me! I laid my head on my desk and, oblivious to my math teachers explanation of equations, began to twiddle my bubblegum around my index finger. The lesson had dragged on this way for 55 minutes. I lifted my head from my desk and stared expectantly at the hands of the clock. 1 minute to go……. YES! Mrs Adams was about to lecture us about the ‘state’ of our school uniforms but we were already trying to shove our way through the classroom door. I fanned the air around me lazily with my hand. No more school for six whole weeks! No more teachers telling you what to do, no more early mornings and no fluffy jumpers and stripy ties! Despite the heat, I felt like I had tonnes of energy. I legged it downstairs to the end of the corridor and out of the door. Freedom! Shania grinned at me. “What are you waiting for? Let’s walk home” It felt so good to get outside the school grounds. Shania and I queued up at the ice cream van for about half an hour but it didn’t matter as we were both hyper and excited. After ages of playing footie with our mates and mucking about, we decided to head home. The sky was a luminous orange and the pink clouds overlapped the shining sun. I glanced at my watch and gasped. It was 5:30 already! “Come on, we don’t want to be later than we already are!” Shania grabbed me by the wrist and led me down a dark, dingy alley way. I shivered. The sky was growing dark. “Are you sure you know what you’re doing?” I asked Shania nervously, “there could be loads of druggies and weirdoes down here, I don’t like it.” Shania laughed. “Just chill, there’s nothing to worry about.” Chill? I was frozen! Since we went down that alleyway, the gentle breeze turned into a strong wind and the sky had grown darker. “Okay.” I murmured. After a while, I began to see she was right. There was nothing to worry about, just a normal alleyway. We stood gossiping for ages until Shania said she had to turn off. “ B-b-but how do you get to my house from here?” I stammered. The smile vanished from Shania's face. “Oh ummm…. Just keeping going down until you come to the next right turning.” “Okay.” I replied and casually walked further along the alleyway. 10 minutes later, I knew for definite something was wrong. I had been going down the same alleyway for ages and I hadn’t came to a right turning. I crossed my arms around me and walked briskly. For the first time in months I could breathe and see the steam coming from my mouth. Eventually I saw a turning, however, it went to the left not the right. Maybe Shania had just got confused. I looked around me and felt like crying, I had no idea where I was. The only thing I had for company was a magpie that had been following me for the last 5 minutes. Maybe if I carried on walking I would recognise where I was. I sat down on the pavement and burst into tears. I dug my hands into my pockets and found… MY PHONE! Hastily I punched in my home number and it started ringing. “ Come on, pick up!” I said to myself. “Hello?” “Hi Mum! Listen I’m lo- “ the screen on my phone went blank, the battery had ran out. It was hopeless. The only thing I could do was sit here and wait for someone to come along so I could ask for directions. I flipped my phone down and was about to put it in my pocket when the magpie that had been following me swooped down towards me and tried to get my phone out of my hand. I clasped it tight and ran on. I looked behind me to see if the magpie was still following me but it was gone. I sighed. I then carried on walking and singing to myself – it was comforting to hear the sound of a human voice. Suddenly, I screamed. The magpie swooped down at me again from the front. I lay down on the ground with my hands over my eyes, scraping my knees in the process. It was no use. I picked myself up and carried on running faster than ever, the magpie pecking painfully at the exposed backs of my legs and arms. By now my throat had dried up and I had a stitch. There was nothing I could do but sit here and wait for the magpie to go away. I carried on feeling sad when at last! A group of boys in upper sixth form from my school were walking past. I jumped to my feet and asked them where I was. The tallest one stepped forward and smirked. “We’ll tell you where you are if you give us your phone.” “No way!” I replied. Suddenly, I realised that the boy was carrying a knife. I reached down into my pocket but I couldn’t find my phone! I searched in my bag frantically but it wasn’t there, it must have fallen out. “ I, I think it’s fallen out of my pocket!” I stuttered. “ What a load of crap!” cried one of the other boys. “We all saw you use it a minute ago!” I started running again but the tallest had got hold of the scruff of my neck and was holding the knife at my throat. “Stop!” cried a voice from behind. “Shania!” I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry, I just stood there for a moment, gasping with relief. By now the boy had loosened his grip on me and I broke free. I heard another one of the boys muttering. I carried on running until I heard a loud sharp scream. Blood was trickling down the pavement into the drain. I didn’t dare look back as I knew what had happened. then it happened. Headlights from a car blinded me as a stumbled across the road. It happened almost as if it was in slow motion. I felt the cold metal of the car hit my in the stomach and from then on it all went black. I woke up in a hospital bed with a plastic mask and a tube stuck to my face. “she’s awake.” I heard a voice say softly. I looked up to see a nurse standing over me with sad eyes. “Is she going to be alright?” I heard my mum speaking. “I’m sorry,” replied the nurse, “We doubt she will live much longer.” As I breathed my last rattling breathes I could hear my mum crying. Then, my eyes flickered and closed….

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funny stuff! A kindergarten teacher one day is trying to explain to her class the definition of the word "definitely" to them. To make sure the students have a good understanding of the word, she asks them to use it in a sentence. The first student raised his hand and said "The sky is definitely blue". The teacher said, "Well, that isn't entirely correct, because sometimes it's gray and cloudy". Another student says, "Grass is definitely green." The teacher again replies "If grass doesn't get enough water it turns brown, so that isn't really correct either." Little Joe raises his hand and asks the teacher "Do farts have lumps?" The teacher looked at him and said "No... But that isn't really a question you want to ask in class discussion." So Joe replies, "Then I definitely pooped my pants." *** Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods... On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!) On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!) On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (and that would be how?) On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's 'just' a suggestion!) On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! you lose!) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?) On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.) On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!) On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...) On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space.) On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.) On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (but no peas?) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...) On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this...) On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.) *** HOW TO GET OUT OF GETTING A TRAFFIC TICKET - A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange: Officer: May I see your driver's license? Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI. Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle? Driver: It's not my car. I stole it. Officer: The car is stolen? Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there. Officer: There's a gun in the glove box? Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk. Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!? Driver: Yes, sir. Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation: Captain: Sir, can I see your license? Driver: Sure. Here it is. It was valid. Captain: Who's car is this? Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner's card. The driver owned the car. Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it? Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box. Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it. Driver: No problem. Trunk is opened; no body. Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk. Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too!

strange but true stuff! The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone. *** Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury *** Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better. *** Coca-Cola was originally green. *** It is impossible to lick your elbow. *** The state with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska *** The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% ( now get this...) The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38% *** The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $6,400 *** The average number of people airborne over the US any given hour: 61,000 *** Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair. *** The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910. *** The youngest pope was 11 years old. *** The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer. *** Those San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments. *** Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history:Spades - King David, Hearts - Charlemagne, Clubs -Alexander theGreat, Diamonds - Julius Caesar *** 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321 *** If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in The air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in The air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the Horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes. *** Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th, John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later. *** "I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language. *** Hershey's Kisses are called that because the machine that makes them Looks like it's kissing the conveyor belt. *** Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what? A. Their birthplace *** Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name requested? A. Obsession *** Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"? A. One thousand *** Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common? A. All invented by women. *** Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil? A. Honey *** Q. There are more collect calls on this day than any other day of the year? A. Father's Day *** Q What trivia fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is the most ironic? A. He was allergic to carrots. *** Q. What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party? A. Snoop in your medicine cabinet. *** In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase "goodnight, sleep tight". *** It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in- law with All the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month we know today as the honeymoon. *** In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts. So in old England, when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them mind their own pints and quarts and settle down. It's where we get the phrase "mind your P's and Q's" *** Many years ago in England, pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the Rim or handle of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get some service. "Wet your whistle" is the phrase Inspired by this practice. *** In Scotland, a new game was invented. It was entitled Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden.... and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language. *** AND FINALLY At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow!

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