Lindsey is gay Since the begining of time people have asked ultimate questions WHY AM I HERE? HOW AM I HERE? WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE ITSELF? and of course WHY IS LINDSEY SO FUCKIN ANNOYING? the answer is simple and can be explained by the following a. lindsey is AMAZINGLY gay b. lindsey is annoying and has no real friends c. linsey gives bad hed a recently created theory suggests the idea that gayness is caused when a person inherits a particular genome. This "gay gene" is becoming increasingly common. It is my belief that lindseys parents were visiting a nuclear power station called chernobyl standing in a large crowd of gay people due to an explosion causing radioactive material to be released onto her parents causing the gay genes to be transfered from several quite agrovated and shocked homosexuals into lindseys mums womb. as the child developed the gay genes multiplied and combined forming stronger, gayer genes. The gayness within the child intensified becoming stronger every day until finally it became lindsey. It is my belief that lindseys genes are all gay, causing her to be rampantly annoyingly homosexual this may give you the impression that lindseys, gayness, annoyingness and giving of bad hed is not her fault. if you did get that impression your gay. lindseys gayness is entirely her own fault as everything is her fault, she is the single cause of every problem that could be vaguely linked 2 the word gay. for example linsey is responsible for every cute animal that ever died, every explosion, loud noise, headache, annoyance or pain that anyone ever has had, is having or will ever have, ever.