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The lobster kings be proud to presentith’ this site 4 thi royal buttnessess…ssesss.s.s
Ney way a breif run down… Bareth Williams, inbread, biter, yet strangely good looking (even with a club foot).
Massuz, Bareth’s best friend, scizoph
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 The Renaissance a time of hostility and dismay, yet to be born I was just a turmoil in my mother’s mind. My mother was one twisted shitbomb a result of her cold heart and feeble tongue , who married a bell ringer , my father who went by the name ‘Elmor’ , no more , no less. Well actually a lot less. My mother being the wench she was (which is why I am the way I am today) , captured my fathers innocence and used his unfortunate visage , which is just a polite term for an inbred menck who cannot pronounce my name properly ,as an excuse to degrade my father to the point of locking him in a Joe Pascoilli stand-up , stole from him his seed to get her pregnant and feed her unsettling fetish of having a half inbred son who has horns and hoofs and is a world famous musicians who bears the name Bareth Williams. |
crap, hell waits for all, you are all doomed and there is no way to repent sins YOU ARE DOOMED, wooooooooe be upon your souls!!!
My name is Massuz, because I am half whale, half famous whale, Keiko ( star of ‘free willy)
shut up you fool don’t tell them such drivel, you are not half whale! Let alone famous whale. No , you are the chub of a son to one Volga Takamaka…………………………
Oh , Balls Takamaka , Takamoo.
My name is Massuz, because I am half whale, half famous whale, Keiko ( star of ‘free willy)
Insolence , I am surrounded by pitiful idiots. As I was saying , brought up in Jaya-on the-pon , I inhabited a.
Master Bon Pall Sea Harpy
Keiko , Whale
SEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Shut-up , shut-up you’re ruining me , you Pilgrims! Now , as I was saying living in a surly straw house, above it dwelled sleuths
JAJIBA , They trip over their feets mistooking them for branches , the babies. THE BABIES.
I am the baby , whale of Keiko.
Why bother tis would be easier if I had no eyes nor tongue. Lets just say I am friend , well more like accomplice to Bareth and am the drummer in our band ‘Bout Bareth.’
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If you feel that our home page is unsatissfyingly boring then you are probably right and should read THE LOBSTERKINGS which can be found in About Us , there will be a new episode each month and I think you will will find it satissfyingly boring. Right Massuz.
Thats right Bareth...............Pink shoes.
Do not delay go to About Us for a brand spanking, cattle fidling , pig nibbling , Donkey riding , horse flying , duck suckling , chicken mesmerising , baby goat (Yes I know they are called Kids Masssuz)tantalising , turkey arotasising , rabbit by-the-bying , Farmer amansapated is wife is titilated new episode of THE LOBSTERKINGS .............................(TAKING SHORT BREATH)...............................................TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
I will BURN your stupid inbread, club foot hahahhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa |
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