This Webpage is to get the word out that OOMPA LOOMPAS ARE EVIL!Think about it - They only sing in song...And in riddle!WHAT'S UP WITH THAT!?They also have GREEN hair,and ORANGE skin.Something is DEFINATELY not Kosher!
Willy Wonka is Satan,and the Oompa Loompas are his Daemons!They poison the candy!Why do you think that poor girl Violet turned into a Blueberry?They MESSED UP THE CANDY!And Then,they rolled her away and ate her!Poor Agustus suffocated in the Chocolate Milk tube...HE WAS PUSHED IN,I TELL YOU!Veruca Salt Got thrown into the incinerator!And Poor Mike Teevee....All he wanted to do was be on TV!So the Oompa Loompas Telapathically told him to shrink himself!NOW MIKE LIVES IN HIS MOTHERS PURSE!!!
How can you people live with yourselves while Oompa Loompas are harming these innocent Children!?GET THE WORD OUT!Oompa Loompas need to be stopped!The Wonka Factory is in Itasca,IL.....Wonka...You'll get yours..!!!!
To AJ,Brandon,Mike,Dan,Matt T.,Roberto,and Matt B. - Oompa Loompas are NOT GODS,they are NOT cool,friendly,or innocent in any way!Stop defending them!And if ANY of you sings that DAMN SONG again...I'm gonna SCREAM!
 Here's poor violet minutes before her death! |