Hello hello etc. Hello my name is Poochie I'd like to tell you a little abate me I grew up in new york city and let me tell you things there weren't very pretty. buildings were on fire and people were screaming terrorists in the town were making things steaming then I walked onto the spot they pulled out their guns reloaded and Scott me I laughed because the bullets bounced off into the debris I beat em all off and tied em up tight I spread out my arms and prepared for flight Is this story true I'll tell to the highest bidding yes it's true - just kidding Chorus: hello hello etc. Now I really did grow up in new york city and I wasn't lying things weren't pretty Let me tell you I wasn't a super hero just a common -er Score Zero then I saw people breakdance walked into the circle transformed and enhanced turned into a super flying robot flew up to space this story's true - NOT ! Chorus: hello Halloo etc. NOW LET ME TELL YOU MY REAL LIFE STORY actually it's kind of boring I just grew up in an alien civilization conducting strange experiments with only our brains for communication then my mother from earth got pregnant then nine months later she gave birth to me as a human baby doesn't this sound kind of crazy grew up and trained so I could duel ya now this the real story - ha, fooled ya !! Chorus: hello hello etc. I started as a scientists experiment he opened up my skull and inserted some single mint gum in my brain 'Cause he was insane now my breath is always minty and no one complains Maybe that gum was what made me such a fresh rapper You'll probably get my joke unless you're on the crapper or you are kinda dumb and you always walk around going Hm what does that mean cause you're an idiot otherwise you'll probably get it If you're listening to this story saying " what;sup with that it's cause I just made it up while I sat on a seat singing to the beat let's go to the chorus - I have to wash my feet.
HELLO
HERE WE COME
groggy: Here we come busting on your CD Poochie and MC Groggy we reign supreme as MC's you see in the studio now next stop MTV I distort the speakers when I'm bustin cruising down the freeway a convertible just hustlin I may be a player but I don't play around don't try to outwrite me punk you're going down while I'm bustin the sound you can't steal my flow 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 here we here we go.............! fresher than an air freshener at a car wash poochie's dope and I am da boss. We're gonna rock the party all day and all night now Poochie's gonna bust on the mike bight POOCHIE : The songs about to take off as you'll soon see come everybody do DA Poochie even soundproof rooms can't contain my sound what's that thug ? can't hear you you're too low to he ground I know the hiphop attitude is all in your face gut if youcome in my face my defense is worse t than mace while we're on the subject of hiphop attitude stand back - show me a little gratitude i'm not a studpuppy I'm a studpuppy stud groggy take the mike it's lady's night at the c club I gotta go groggy: so FFFFFFFFFFF i'm not gonna curse let's go t to the chorus that's the end of this verse. Chorus : here we come diddy diddy diddy dum etc. groggy: Here I am Groogy gonna best some more so everybody get on the dance floor you know the dance Do the Poochie I I'm gonna showyou how to do the groogy JJJJ Jump to the jump to the right boom Stomp your feet then shake the whole room Drop to your knees spin til you driil a hole in the floor I never seen that before POOCHIE : Hey everybody do you want some more? groggy: Hell yea let's get down to the hard core Of hip hop y'all don;t stop just rock shock tick tock till you're vertabrae's pop out of their sockets now let's rock it hey what's this Crumpled in my pocket? some morew lyrics don't fear it just knock it, Into motion you'll need suntan lotion no that won't work I'm so hot you'll need magic potion for the antidote but why would you WANT IT I TOLD YOU I WAS HOT YOU KNOW I'M A GANSTA LIKE OLD BORIS SCREW THE VERSE LET'S GO TO THE CHORUS Chorus : here we come diddy diddy diddy dum etc.\ POOCHIE : DON'T YOU THINK THIS HAS GONE ON KINDA LONG? GROGGY : HELL YEAH MHM LET'S END THIS SONG POOCHIE : GROGGY LET ME GRAB THE MIC HERE'S SOMETHIN THAT YOU'LL LIKE SWEETER THAN SUGAR AND COOLER THAN KLONDIKE THE SOUND FROM THE SPEAKERS IS WHAT I ENHANCE SOME ON LETS'S BREAKDANCE. (SOME SCRATCHIN) HERE I COME DIDDY DIDDY DIDDY DUM DO YOU WANT SOME ? YO HO HO AND A BOTTLE OF RUM SO FAR YOU'VE HEARD POOCHIE AND MC GROGGY NOW LET'S BRING OUT HOMEBOY FREAKY YO HERE I GO YOU NEVER HEARD ME BEFOW BUT NOW MY BEATS IS SWEET AND I'M ROCKIN YOU ALL TILL YOU JUMP OUT OF YOUR SEAT I'M BRINGING ON THE HEAT THAT'S HOTTER THAN COAL NOW POOCHIE GRAB THE MIC AND WE'VE GOT MORE FAN'S THAN THE SUPER BOWL POOCHIE :DON'T YOU THINK THIS HAS GONE ON KINDA LONG? GROGGY : HELL YEAH MHM LET'S END THIS SONG
DA DOPE
yo! rap and hiphop thats our beat im full of ryhms but you still gotsta eat! im da coolest dat there is im da dope and dats my biz my sound you betta not dis if you do my ass you can kiss yo! im a strict m.c. on da path of hiphop! I rap like a religion and I just can't stop i'm so hot i'll melt your TV screen if you 've seen me before then yiou know what I mean. If you haven't dats just obscene I don't need lectures on my baggy jeans with my rappin you'll just have to cope cause i am diggy i am diggy i am diggy dope. Chorus: Poochie here bustin mad rhymes again on the richter scale I score an even 10 Don't grab the mike I don't know where that finger's been. While I'm writing with my rapping you're still writing with a pen Your new album just went down slope I just rose up cause I'm da dope Chorus: When the girls pass by me they catch on fire my good looks keep going higher and higher If you see me baby you will burn with desire If you say I don't look cool - you're a liar Chorus: We're hanging out and we're busting some hits and we're rapping and chillin and Shhhh cause we're bustin mad rhymes and we ain't gonna stop because what we have here is the fresh hip hop we're throwing out old school while you suckers are still singing pop There's only one of me in the world I'm just like the Pope Cause i'm diggy i'm diggy i'm diggy dope Chorus: why the hell would you even compete You know that Poochie makes life complete You're a thug why are we even conversing I'm a VIP very important person. Chorus repeat
TALK TO DA DOCTA!
I spend all my time downstairs in the lab condocting on the slab sit on the table I need your brain let me get a scalpel donÕt worry IÕm not insane or maybe I am but whatÕs that got to do with it I know this seems like some crazy (Shhhh) Let tturn on the transformation consultation quit squirming ItÕs time for the operation. Ten minutes later your brainÕs sitting in a jar youÕre trying to look at it bit you canÕt see very far caude youÕre brain isnÕt hooked up to any eyeballs yet I still need to hook it up to the robot DonÕt get upset I knoew this seems freaky I know this seeems wierd but don't worry soon this mess will be cleared In all parts of the country with people IÕm feared. I bet you got scared when you saw the scalplel near \ your head - you thought you were dead But now Ineed to make a rapping Cyborg instead. ThereÕs only one problem - he canÕt grab the mic So I need an arm whichever I like The left or the right ItÕs been a crazy night but whebn the hiteÕs thru it will all be alright. My girl friend came over the other night and how I LOOKED SHOCKED HER She thought I was insane But IÕm just DA doctor Chorus : talk to the doctA doctor hip hop. my strange experiments are never gonna stop. IÕll show ya and thrill ya donÕt worry I wonÕt kill ya . IÕll just liquidize you Whhoops - Spilled ya !!! Talk to the Doctor 2X My strange experiments will never stop because IÕM DOCTA HIPHOP verse: now my robot mc is complete he has your head and someone elseÕs feet. iÕd like to grab the mic because thatÕs what i made him for don;y disgust the audience with your talk of blood and gore. CYBORG : If I told I was born just five minutes ago you Ôd say no way "cause I donÕt rap like I was just born yesterday. All I am is just a hunk of mettle and just a brain that makes me pretty smart -m y creator is insane. Hey - I made you and I could easily destroy you All you are to me is just a useless toy you self centred idiot robot creature you wouldÕnt learn a thing unless I was your teacher. I guess creating you wasnÕt so smart - so just like Frankenstein IÕm gonna have to take you apart. Cyborg : but before I go IÕn gonna Rap some mo" so all you suckers get on the dance floor Do the monstrosity modify velocity arouse youÕre curiosity creeping sleeping ferocity. Docta: OK smarty get on the table IÕll dissassemble you as best as I am able. HerÕs your brain back you might you might need some supplemENTS oh And by the way sorry for thr inconvenience. Patient: Hey dude what are you insane you made a robot out of metal and my brain then you apologise for temporary sadness If you ask this is total crazy madness Now IÕm gonna go home so all this craziness can stop so long good riddance Docta hip hop. Chorus x 3?
LYRICS FROM "THE ULTIMATE"
U WANT SOMA DIS?
U WANT SOME OF THIS ? DON'T DIS MY SOUND WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU YOU'LL BE LAYING ON THE GROUND AND I''LL POUND YOUR FACE LIKE MACE WHILE YOU'RE EYES ARE STINGING I"LL BE SINGING WITH THE BEATS AND THE BASS WELL REALLY I:LL BE RAPPING "CAUSE I AM AN MC WHEN I"M THROUGH YOU"LL BE LIKE THE LITTLE PIGGY RUNNING ALL THE WAY HOME WEE WEE WEE AND I'LL BE STANDING HERE LAUGHING HEE HEE HEE CHORUS : U WANT SOME OF THIS 4 X I GO WILD ON THE MIC WHEN I"M BUSTING MAD RHYMES I DO IT ALL THE DO IT ALL THE DO IT ALL THE TIME I AM THE DOPE / YOU MUST ADMIT "CAUSE I ALWAYS DROP THIS FUNKY SSHHH I'M TRYING TO READ - "WELL SSSSSSORRY !!!" CHORUS : U WANT SOME OF THIS 4 X HERE IS A STORY YOU WILL LOVE NOT HATE IT STARTED WAY BACK IN 1998 DOIN BEAT BOX CAUSE I DID`NT KNOW MY FATE THEN MY DAD GOT ME AN 808 NOW DA DRUMS WERE KICKIN THE BEATS WERE STICKIN TO MY HEAD AND I COULDN'T STOP THE RAP WAS BUSTIN BECAUSE I MUST AND NOW I'M KICKIN FRESH HIP HOP CHORUS : U WANT SOME OF THIS 4 X SOLO VOICE DRUMS U WANT SOME OF THIS ? DON'T DIS MY SOUND WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU YOU'LL BE LAYING ON THE GROUND AND I''LL POUND YOUR FACE LIKE MACE WHILE YOU'RE EYES ARE STINGING I"LL BE SINGING WITH THE BEATS AND THE BASS WELL REALLY I:LL BE RAPPING "CAUSE I AM AN MC WHEN I"M THROUGH YOU"LL BE LIKE THE LITTLE PIGGY RUNNING ALL THE WAY HOME WEE WEE WEE AND I'LL BE STANDING HERE LAUGHING HEE HEE HEE CHORUS : U WANT SOME OF THIS 4 X
STALKER
STALKER STALKER STALKER STALKER STALKER ( GOES DEEPER AND WIERDER ) YO I ALWAYS DROP MY RHYMES LIKE THIS AND LIKE THAT(REPEAT 3X} CAUSE I'M P - O - O -C H I E PHAT POOCHIE IS PHAT (ON ANOTHER TRACK DEEP) I DON'T MEAN FAT P H A T IS HOW I BE SEE WHAT THIS SONG IS ABOUT YOU'LL SOON KNOW AND LET'S GET THIS SONG GOING. I KEEP THINKING AND WALKING AND DRINKING AND TALKING AND I HAVE A SUSPICION THAT SOMEONE IS STALKING ME IN THE PARK THAT'S HOW IT IS AFTER DARK HERE THERE'S STALKERS IN THE BUSHES AND KILLERS IN THE TREES NOW THEY GAVE ME SOMETHING I SHOULD FEAR WHEN YOU'RE HOME AND A STALKER RINGS THE PHONE DON'T SAY YOUR'E ALONE OR YOU'LL END UP A PILE OF BONES AS I REMEMBER IT WAS XMAS EVE THE STALKER WAS IN PRISON AND HE WANTED TO LEAVE SO HE BROKE OUT AND HE WENT LIKE THIS HOOHOOHAHA MERRY XMAS WHEN YOU WALK INTO THE ROOM AND YOU SEE BLOOD ON THE KNIFE MUDDY FOOTPRINTS ON THE RUG SO YOU RUN FOR YOUR LIFE YOU FLEE INTO THE STREETS BUT YOU'RE NOT ALONE THE STALKER 'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU WITH A BOTTLE OF CROSS BONE HE PUT'S SOME ON THE KNIFE AND IT'S STARTS A STEAMIN THE LIGHT SHINES ON THE KNIFE AND THEN IT'S STARTS A GLEAMIN. THERE'D BE AN EVIL LOOK IN HIS EYE IF ONLY YOU COULD SEE IT THERE 'S A MASK OVER HIS FACE - IT'S TOO LATE AND SO BE IT. YOU SHOULD BE RUNNING OUT THE DOOR NOT UP THE STAIRS TOU HEAR A SCRATCHIN AT THE DOOR SO YOU YELL WHO'S THERE NOT A GOOD IDEA DON'T YOU WATCH TV WITH THE HORROR MOVIES ON IT NOW IT GONNA GET BLOODY. CHORUS :CAUSE HE'S A STALKER - ELECTRIC SHOCKER KNIFE STABBER WHILE YOU BLABBER AWAY NOW IT'S THE DAY FOR STALKER ( ADD SAMPLE FROM INTRO }
NO ONE CAN DO IT BETTA!
no one can do it better. every time IÕm walking in the New York city Streets I see all these suckers trying to drop the funky beats But no one can seem to do it like I do TheyÕre stuck on old sh..t while IÕm busting brand new beats with the heat til you jump out of your seat when I come out with a new hit they all want to move their feet. Ch: No one can do it bettA Every day I getta fan letta If this song is too cool put on a sweater fx NO one can do it better. If any one disÕs me I go all in their faces kick so much ass itÕs time for new shoe laces. In the music races - IÕm always the first number one top ten hit with the rhymes that I burst. weÕre fusing a couple styles that weÕre using decided instead of drug abusing we look to see whatÕs on the horizon lies in their eyes and under cover cops got me not knowing what to do. bitches acting like shrews has the world gone crazy ? why are the clouds looking hazy ? MCÕs trying to amazing me. IÕm unphaseable so you canÕt phase me Ch: No one can do it bettA Every day I getta fan letta If this song is too cool put on a sweater fx NO one can do it better every time someone complains it makes me feel insane in the brain its like iÕm tied up on a chain I rain on youre little parade when i get mad at mcs wishen that they had what I do its like the floo anoyin and sickening now let me tell you Ch: No one can do it bettA Every day I getta fan letta If this song is too cool put on a sweater fx NO one can do it better No one can do it better - thatÕs a fact everytime I bust I start a chain react tion I spring into action just then I see my agent faxin me a note that says I sold another million So I got so much money it looks like IÕm a villain In that case I better turn into a super hero and make it seem that my bank account has Zero. but you know that thatÕs not true do you got a better suggestion on what I should do ?. Ch: No one can do it bettA Every day I getta fan letta If this song is too cool put on a sweater fx NO one can do it better INTERLUDES TAPE SCTCH etc.
THE ULTIMATE
What the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Can you rap like me I don't think so you want to know why 'cause you stink so bad and you wish you had an album like mine you're so sad I bust cause i must not just cause I wanna my repuataion will eat ya like a pirhanna even tho i'm white I've got skill not just luck if you mess with me you're seriously.. what rhymes with luck - I know but I'm not gonna say it cause the radio can't play it. (old school break) clips from childhood dad rap Uh oH here I come - do you know where i"m coming from Poochie and I are here here for the first time gonna bust out some diggy dope rhyme Spend all my time fixin and mixing Now i', gonna rap cause i'm badder than richard nixon but if i don't go on the computer poochie can't be connected then we can't make platinum hits i stand corrected Groggy rap I'm Groggy back again on a scale of 1 to 10 I score a .....hmm let me think for a second if you don;t know the answer you're an odiot listening to a record (hi voice)hey groggy don't be rude I'm sorry that's just my attitude - dude I need to get some food Poochie take the mike let's go to an interlude. ( news report ) from tape with drum beat under. guitar solo sitar solo {Poochie) hey al the dope B boys let's have a party and we'vew got the beats that will move you're body If you aint wit' it just leave uptight stiffs are one of my pet peeves now I'll say some stuff to make people not take drugs there's no need to smoke weed cause we got the dance floor on just leave the party if you're takin drugs - you moron what's the use what's in it for you ? you're wasting all you're money when you could be jammin with pooo Chie don't you agree come on ya'all and sing it with me . If any of you out there disagree you can kiss my ass - see ? (old school break ) now until next time this is POochie signing out remember what I told ya about and groggy has some info for you this is the first album there's gonna be 2 3 4 5 we don't even know so bye.
LYRICS FROM"THE REBEL WITHOUT A PAUSE"
INTRO
As we approach the new millenium the year 2001 with The dawn of a new era comes a breakthrough in hiphop revolution. IÕm talking of course of PoochieÕs second record. THE REBEL WITHOUT A PAUSE
I'M BACK!
As we approach the new millenium the year 2001 with The dawn of a new era comes a breakthrough in hiphop revolution. IÕm talking of course of PoochieÕs second record. THE REBEL WITHOUT A PAUSE you know IÕm back cause thatÕs my call so hereÕs a brand new album for yÕall remember how I was back then well this is like the ultimate times ten ten ten ItÕs been a year and thatÕs pretty quick but you know that my beats are still sick and by sick I mean mad pumping ill youÕll have to admit you get get a thrill when you slip this CD into your player you just want to throw your hands in the air HEY EHY DONÕT YOU GO TEASE THAT GRIZZELY BEAR! yÕall have been waiting ever since you heard my last rhymes and see now you know itÕs time for me to bust some brand new hits (want some O this ) sample when you turned on this bass was kicking and now this song is sticking to everyoneÕs head everywhere but itÕs so good that they donÕt even care when IÕm on the mic - no one else can compare If you dis this beat IÕll kick your derriere. The second they put me on MP3 All everyone was talking about was me IÕm pump pump pumping the rhymes that I pack and you know IÕm back back back. . This song is explosive like a grenade pull the pin drop the album and now IÕm a renegade sssss pow when you hear this itÕs like wow wow wow the first time I wrote a song I got a taste of hiphop and now I canÕt stop stop stop this is my second record and of course IÕm gonna have more than three IÕm the dopest MC you have ever seen - I mean IÕm hitting the airwaves and IÕm only thirteen. I knew this eighty old woman one day she heard a crack she fell on the floor and then she hurt her back I got on the mic and started enhancin she stepped on the floor and started breakdancin In the next song IÕll be rappin faster than a race track but I donÕt even care cause IÕm back back back.
READY FOR COMBAT!
iÕm ready for combat drop you like a bad habit donÕt need a baseball bat just a microphone to be phat drop your career flat cause you think that youÕre all that thereÕs no one better than me who can drop rhymes like a bomb you see I battled and won against every MC cause I drop all these rhymes easily if you rap against me you lose guaranteed. we donÕt need guns we donÕt need swords all we need is a mic and words iflip he who scoff me you think youÕre better than me you need to wake up and smell the coffee. every time I compose a beat I get things shakinÕ sorry I canÕt battle you right now my voice keeps breakinÕ letÕs go to chorus and end this verse Chorus: If you mess with me theyÕll have to call a nurse. while IÕm pick pocketing her purse wondering if they should call a hearse from you saying that youÕre the best and IÕm the worst thereÕs been many more before me but IÕm the first white boy to dope even when I didnÕt curse I know youÕre thinking what about Vanilla Ice but he sucks so bad he should take my advice no more albums donÕt you agree he should go back to Miami iÕd like to tie him up in abag and throw him in the sea but then iÕd get arrested cause thatÕs a felony but I donÕt really care cause my beats are P H A T for those who donÕt know what that means listen to me. that means that I am phat I got my mic my rhymes and IÕm ready for COMBAT. IÕm gonna dis nÕsync now cause they make me sick those sissy sons of witches asses IÕd like to kick Hey itÕs me jolly old ST Nick a sword in my right hand a sleigh full of chicks. any letÕs get back to the point |