Heya, welcome to my site: RADICAL FISH! My name is Jess and i am the designer of this site. Yes, thats right...its my doing! Sue me! heehee. Sooooo...........have a look round, its not THAT bad! |
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JOKES!!!
Here are some good jokes I know and I also looked on the net for some. I hope you enjoy them!
1.Why are cooks mean?
A: Because they whip cream and beat eggs!
2.Three women are condemned to death. A brunette, a redhead and a blonde. They're all about to be shot.
"Any last words?" the captain of the firing squad said to the brunette
"WATER!" she screamed.
The men turned around, there was no water, they turned back and the brunette had escaped.
"Any last words?" he said to the redhead.
"SNOW!" she screamed, the men yet again turned, there was no snow, they turned back and the redhead had escaped.
"Any last words?" he said to the blonde.
"FIRE!" she screamed.............. so they did.
3. A mushroom walks into a restaraunt and the waiter says "you look like a fungi!!!"
4.Why did the one handed man cross the road?
A: To get to the second hand shop
5.What do you call a line of barbies?
A: a barbeque
6. Why did the strawberry go out with the plum?
A: because he could not find a date
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Girls' names
Emma
Madison
Emily
Kaitlyn
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Olivia
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Hannah
Sarah
Abigail
Boys' names
Jacob
Aidan
Ethan
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Girl names
Megan
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Kirsten
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Boys names
Oliver
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Jacob
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The meanings of names
1- Jessica: Hebrew, means GOD SEES
2- Elsie: Consecrated to God
3- Ben: Hebrew, means SON
4- Stephen: Greek, means CROWN
5- Kathleen: Greek, originated from Katherine and Lynne
6- James: Hebrew, means ONE WHO SUPPLANTS
7- Jonathan: Hebrew, means GOD GIVES
8- Holly: English, means HOLLY GROVE
9- Louisa: German, famous in battle
10- Michelle: Hebrew, means WHO IS LIKE GOD |
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