People I know!!!! Hessy looks like Doug (off the cartoon) - Liam K has a bullet head, Big sykes has a plum head, Scott K has a peanut head, i've got a microphone head, Owiver Long has a football head (HEY ARNOLD!!!) Ive seen more meat on a vegetarians toothpick than there is on twiggy! I fuking love groping Robbo's boooobs! Simmo looks like the milky bar kid (PROPA BAD!) AJ has got a massive pumpkin head. And to finish off Kim is fat ugly goofy, she fuking stinks and she has got a massive fuck off burn mark on her 28th chin thanks to Aaron Alchin NICE ONE !!!! This is how we do it in Illingworth boii!!! In Illingworth boiii!!!!! I chav it up with , Hayley, Simmo, Robbonator, Liam & Scott, AJ, Tom Taylor, Russy, Andy effin car (faggot) (year 9 lover/ stalker) (greasy hair) (gangsta wanabe), Ben Bowmer, Nick Walker (smooth guy wanabe), Andy Mount, Levi, Licey Pudding, and the rest of the boyos!!!! Taking one for the team I am 1 stupid cunt i do shit for the team wot ever they ask me to coz im fucking thick i fucked up in my GCSE's so i now hav to take 1 for the team for a living Like the morrey doggs tolley incident if ya diddent hear about it then i will tell ya about it Liam sed jump in this trolley and i wil take u to the top of the talbot bend so I did then he turned round and pushed me down the hill instead the bullet head fuck so i was flyin down the talbot bend in the trolly til i crashed off a curb and flew out of it Tom Dawson Tom Dawson has a big fat fukin block head. What a wanker. No-one fuckin like him. He is a paedophile (apparently). Jacko bastard. Where we hang out Where we hang out we chav it up around illingworth or chill on da park wiv da boyzz or sit around the shop it may sound shit but it is somtimes good The weather 5 Day weather forecast Today Light rain max12C Min10C Wed Sunney but not too hot Max16C Min10C Thu Same as tus Max13C Min10C Fri Same as thu Max17C Min7c Sat Over cast sky May rain Max13C Min10C If you have any more stories or any gossip feel free to send me an email GO TO ABOUT US FOR SOME MORE GOSSIP