HeY, WeLcOmE To SaMz SiTE! ItZ KiNda GaY BuT W/E ItZ FiNe!! MaKe SuRe YoU SiGn My GuEsTBoOk~ThAnKx So MuCh!! I HoPe YoU EnJoY!! LoVe YoUu WeLcOmE!! SiGn ThE G-Bo0k!! =) -girls need food water and compliments to survive -being able to make us laugh is much more important then how much you can bench press -hold our hand (we like the comfort) -we may think youre gay if you wear tighty whities on a regular basis -any thing we say or do during the 4 days to one week each month CANNOT be held against us -you look hott in hooded articles of clothing -we are NOT your all night resturant -just because we groom oursleves on a regular basis doesnt mean were high maintenence -sometimes the ability to play the guitar will help you get laid -if you do not own a wife beater...stop reading this list and go invest in one -if youre develeoping good finger skills by playing video games all the time you better put them to some good use -any thing you say or do to another girl that you wouldnt want us to know about is considered cheating -make fun of our clothes...prepare to die -if youre gunna look at other girls at least dont let us catch you doing it -tell us were beautiful -no matter what you say your exgirlfriends are all bitches -keep in mind that we withold sex when were mad at you so youd better get around to apologizing -never comment on how much a girl eats....NEVER -girls generally dont like giving head so you better be able to reciprocate when and if you get it -not all girls masturbate we just dont...and no were not lying This is where you tell your story or provide information to your visitors. Be sure to include changes or new information in a timely fashion. By keeping your Web site up to date, visitors will have a reason to return often. You may add text or HTML code to this field and make it as complex as you want. Or, you may erase the content of this field causing it to be hidden when people visit your site. *SPECIAL SHOUT OUTZ!!* *CARlY T.* Your my suga suga!! LY2D!! You are soo awesome!! We have had tons of great times, like wen u slept over and we were playing w/ slarp [ tht farting stuff ] and u loved making tht farting noise! LMAO! And wen u came over to swim, and u were yelling DANABURGER lol. and u were saying tht I liked jake wen u were the one tht did lol. Thn last year in pluta's class wen we always passed notes and she would lik never catch us unless raul would tell on us, lol. LY2DB4L *BRIANNE* You are awesome and lik my best friend and twin brother, lmfao good times. remember "Hey sexy, I wish I was in tht show with ya" lmao!! that was soo much fun! lmao gosh i cant stop. *IMAN* Hey babe! I love you [ ik u wanted to hear tht caz ur like reading everything im writing ] lmao! It was so fun going to the movies thn to ur house and sleeping over. It was so great hanging with u since u ditched us for gawd damn oc lol. And tht was me wen we made eggs for ur mom NOT LORYN lmao. CARLY stop reading everything im typing out load! lol. FAT CARLY lmao tht was hilarious! And wen FAT Carly said she thought tht lori gurlie was seksi lmao!!! LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!! *REBECCA* Hey sweetie!! You are like on of my best friends, your so freaking awesome. Okay Rebecca are u happy i made u this page? lol thas wat u said in urs best r in homeroom and lik making fun of john [ ball shaver ] i m listening to drop it like its hot right now lmao! "i got a livin room full of fine dime brizzles" or w/e they say! lmao! it was soooooo mucho fun wen we made fun of johnson and lik, "ladies i love ur pictures" and "ladies and germs" lmao!! She is such a lez!! We laugh to much~lol. Tht was fun wen i wrote mike on ur hand then doug underlined it and u were mad lmao!! Lang Arts is also fun......sometimes......... lol!! SNoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo0000000000000p sorry. LMAO remember wen john was making fun of jessie mc.cartney or w/etf his name is, and making fun of beautiful soul thn i was lik I LOVE THT SONG! lmao!! "trying to ask me shit" sorry singing again..lmao. the dance is gona b tight as hell juss lik the last one!! tht one was great!! lmao. We got2 write in tht noteboook [its both of ares!!] lol. dont change the dizzle lol singing wen pimps in the crib maaaa sorry again! holy $#!% this is getting long!! i hope u liked the pf i made u! Its a S.a.m.a.n.t.h.a p.r.o.d.u.c.t.i.o.n lol! "i love skaters" LMAO REMEMBER wen i was counting how long mike was staring at u, 15 SECONDS lmao something around there. Damn he always stares at u!! LOL thn ur ears turn red!! LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG we soooook gotta have another smarties day, we were lik so freAKIN hyper it wasnt even funny! ....well it was but yeah. I LOVE making u laugh!! It was sooooo hilarious wen i asked Mike if he liked to pop cherries LMAO!! And in homeroom wen u sprayed some of my perfume [ 3 wholes squirts on ur hand] thn put it on ur face and arms! LMao and thn it started to smell badly ms.johnson was lik WHOS SPRAYING PERFUME?!! And right away she blamed ME and thn she said REBECCA WAS IT U TOO ? and we u were lik mmmhm and she was all ITS ILLEGAL, and PEOPLE CAN DIE AND HAVE A ASMA or w/e ATTACK! And I SPRAY PERFUME ON MYSELF BUT YOU CANT SMELL IT and IT DOESNT SMELL UP THE WHOLE ROOM and by tht time everyone was laughing including me and u tht was the bestest time!! LMFAO!!ill add MORE AND MORE layderr!! Theres gonna be a lot!! xoxo love u always and 4evr! [ hope u like the page!! ] WE soo goto hang out some more its sooooooo mucho fun hanging w/ u nd laughing at the stupedest things!! haha well <3 u always and 4ever *CARLY F* HEYHEYHEY FAT CARLY!! lmao tht was so fun at the movies with Iman!! "I would be embarrised if people called me fat carly" Well FAT Carly u got a new nickname, embarrised? lmao!! u are so great im still freakin laughin bout how wen som1 asked u whos stupider, a blonde or a polock? and u thought and started laughing caz im both polock and blonde! lmfao GREAT TIME its soo fun hanging with u!! Lylamfs *DANIELLE* Hey babe!! You are the bestest cuzin in the whole world!! I love u w/ all of my heart!! We need to hang out som time, i havnt seen u for lik ever and i miss u!! We need to start writing to eachother again! I never got ur skool pic.!! Got to send it!! Feel special danielle? lol, well u should!! OMG i got pic.s of mykayla ill send em to u. its of her kicking a football and stuff! Well ill add more layderr!! xox love u always and forever!! MY DOG NAMED SEX** My Dog named sex Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy" I call mine Sex. Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to City Hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk I would like to have a license for Sex. He said, "I'd like to have one, too." Then I said, "But this is a dog!" He said he didn't care what she looked like. Then I said, "But you don't understand. I've had Sex since I was nine years old." He said I must have been quite a kid. When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the motel clerk that I wanted a room for my husband and me and a special room for Sex. He said every room in the place was for sex. I said, "You don't understand. Sex keeps me awake at night!" The clerk said, "Me too." One day I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there looking around. I told him I had planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold my own tickets. "But you don't understand," I said, "I had hoped to have Sex on TV." He called me a show-off. When my husband and I separated, we went to court to fight custody of the dog. I said, "Your honor, I had Sex before I was married." The judge said, "Me too." Then I told him that after I was married, Sex left me. He said, "Me too." Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around town for him. A cop came over to me and asked, "What are you doing in this alley at 4:00 in the morning?" I said, "I'm looking for Sex." My case comes up Friday.

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