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| Gillian: AH! (Runs off as well) Shell: Well OK who were they and what do you want? Chaos: Well they were from someplace called Sunnydale and they were sucked into a vortex and now they are here. Shell: Oh the usual so what you want? Shades: We were looking for something that can crack Bill Gates security system fast. Shell: Oh I see well what you need is the Zapion 2001 53 model. Chaos: And what does that do? Shell: Well it's a tool that the use for the biggest heists in the world! Shades: And that brings us to what it is? Shell: Well basically it's?a big eraser that erases the security system allowing you to get in safe and sound and you can also erase any of those pesky guard dogs in your way. Chaos: OK we'll take it how much. Shell: $1000 Shades: Ha Ha funny joke? Shell: No I'm serious. Shades: Oh well here you go? Shell: Thanks a bunch I'll put it towards the test I'm doing on Ms. Grandshove over here. Vicki: Look she turned my left foot into a frog! Suddenly the door crashes open and two cop's come "crashing" through the door. Cop 1: Freeze! This is the CIA we've got a warrant for this place! Cop 2: Put your hands where I can see them! Shades: Hey it's OK we're in the police business we were just?undercover?yes that's it. Cop 1: OK I believe ya now get outta heeerrrr. Cop 2: Yeah and just simmmmmeeerrrr down now! Shell: He I know you your that guy I saw on TV. Ron Slavanka! Ron: That's not my name. Shell: Uhhh yes it is. You were on the TV here. Vicki: Yeah remember when you filled in for me in episode 21 come fly with me? Ron: Yes but that's not my name?read the badge?hee hee comon read the badge already. Shades (glancing at the badge): OK?Special Agent Crash?so uhhh we got things covered here see you guys later?and by the way who's your partner? Shavaun: It's me Shavaun Hendrickson! Chaos: Who? Shavaun: You know the one that teamed up with Gates and almost killed you? Chaos: Don't remember. Shavaun: Remember the one that you viciously killed in the Halloween episode with a badger head! Chaos: Oh yeah! Now that's comedy! Shavaun: Yes, yes it was rather funn? (Before she can say anymore Chaos signals to Shell who signals to Grandshove who signals to her left foot that is now a giant badger head and the lion head quickly devours Hendrickson in one bite.) Ron: Oh geez that's the third partner this week! Shell: He you can help me in here if you want! Ron: Sounds great! Say can I be your evil sidekick hunchback servant! Shell: Uhh we'll think about that one? Ron: Yess Master nah nah nah. Chaos: Well its about time we left we got to save the word you know. With those words the duo jump into the jag and head towards the Microsoft mansion! *** We now join a cat?(what the hell that wasn't even a mistake) who is apparently stuck in a tree?but as we look closer we see a yellow blur pulling up. It appears to be a yellow cab. Turner (getting out of car): Hark! Some Diabolical fiend has stuck that poor feline in that tree. Tanner: By god let's save the poor thing! T'N'T fly's?ehem walks into action the stroll over towards the tree and Tanner motions for Turner to get up using his hands. He struggles under the weight and the falls over. They continue like this until a kindly neighbor finally arrives and gets the cat down using a ladder. He gets to the bottom of the ladder and when he does Tanner takes the cat from him. Tanner: Here you are ma'am your cat is healthy and OK thanks to? Tanner and Turner: T'N'T! Woman: Thank you?oh their gone?I wonder who they were! Man: Well Jamie I did save the cat you know? Jamie lee Stewart: Shutup your just jealous! Oh but the were just so dreamy! Man: Oh god kill me now! God: OK Cue lightning flash and burnt corpse *** Back to T'N'T? Turner: Tanner looks that lady looks like she's having troubles crossing the street! Tanner: Looks like this is a job for? Tanner and Turner: T'N'T! Once again they head over to save the day the quickly hoist up the lady and take her across the road?but as they do this because of the confusion of two men picking her up the lady starts to it them with her purse. They wince under the pain and drop her to the road she is immediately hit by an oncoming big rig truck. She flies about 300 kilometers and falls into the Pacific Ocean. Tanner: Oops! Turner: Double oops! T'N'T runs off to save more lives?or at least cause their deaths. Soon they are awarded a medal from the city hall for complete lack of intelligence but they like it just the same. *** Now from a birdlike view in the sky we see both Boots and Ember sneaking around a complex which seems to be a Mcdonalds!?!?! Boots: Hee Hee Hee this is so fun but when do you think we'll meet up with the real guy! Ember: I don't know but if he's anything like the commercials this is gonna be great! The slip in the back door and begin their search? Ember: where is he! Boots: Look over there big red shoes! Ember: Yes I knew he would be here! Ember and Boots walk over to the man they have been searching for? Boots: Ronald you're here! Ember: Like OMIGOD! Ronald Mcdonald: yes it's me. Boots: I'm your number one fan! Ronald: You do know that "Ronald" isn't real lady. Ember: YOUR INSANE YOU'RE RIGHT IN FRONT OF US! Ronald: Yes but I'm a made up character? Ember & Boots: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! Boots: It can't be! You're a liar! You bastard! A mysterious man walks towards them? Man: Ladies?the names Kungfukan?this Ronald is an impostor?but I think I know where the real one is? Ember: Wow! Can you tell us where! Kungfukan: Well the thing is?I'm not really sure?where he is?but?with your help I think I?could find him?so will you help me? Boots: Gladly! Kungfukan: Al right?let's roll? With that the Ember and Boots lead by the mysterious man named Kungfukan hoped into a Volkswagen beetle, which was appropriately coloured black and roar off? *** Shades: OK we're here. Chaos you start on the Gate, I'll check if anyone's around. Polo: And I will secure the area? Chaos: Polo nice to see you back? Muffy: Hey what about me! Chaos: Good to see you too Gillian: I'll search through the windows with my telescope to see if anyone's watching? Chaos: OK?where ever you are that's a great idea. Chaos begins "erasing" the lock? Chaos: Damn! It won't erase! I think it's ink! Shades: Damn we should have asked for some white out! Polo: Well howbout we just fly over? Muffy: Well I'm sure you could but your forgetting one small thing. Polo: What's that? Muffy: THE REST OF US CAN'T FLY! Polo: Oh? Gillian: Nighthawk reporting?nothing much to see here except I can see?I can't bare to say it?Mayna and some old geezer are going at it! Shades: OK?Nighthawk?that means we don't have much time! Let's get in there (Leans against wall exposing that it is made if lead and not ink) Damn my new suit ruined! Chaos: Shades can't you see it's lead I can use the eraser on it! Shades: Actually I can't see my Shades are too dark (presses button that turns on night vision) That's better? The team now once again of five watches as Chaos erases the wall and the head in to the Microsoft Mansion? Chaos: Quickly we don't have much time! *** Manya: Ohh Gates you're the greatest even better than all the other ten thousand lovers I've had! (Slut) Mayna: I heard that! Gates: Well soon we will rule the world together! If you look to your right you will see my weapon of destruction! It's what I like to call a doomsday device! What it will do is when activated it would send a radioactive wave to the 3-D universe?my target?the writers Ally and Brad! BWAHAHA! (Oh damn) Gates: That's right you should be scared! And there ain't nothing you can do about it. (Actually I could just delete you) Gates: Ah ha! But then you would be lost because if you look at the pie chart I've constructed here I am the one who brings in all the ratings! Not Chaos, or Shades, me! Although Boots is in a close second?but that dosen't matter! (You're forgetting we don't receive ratings) Gates: well this chart is actually just a survey of all the nerd readers out there but it's still a good point? Suddenly there is a crashing noise?. Gates: What in blazes! Smithers go check it out! Smithers goes towards the sound but suddenly a huge crunching noise is heard? Shades: Did you really have to break him in half Polo? Polo: Ewww gross cartoon blood! Chaos: Gates! It's the SCI surrender now and no one gets hurt! Gates: Never! He heads towards the doomsday device and just before he can pull the lever down Muffy crashes through the window and drop kicks him right into Manya. Manya screams in pain? Muffy circles Manya and a man not unlike the one from Mortal Kombat yells FIGHT! The two beings from Sunnydale lock in an eternal war and it seems that Manya is getting the upper hand when suddenly Polo yells out? Polo: Catch! Seeing the object in the air Muffy has enough time to catch it?she looks in her hands and sees she is now holding one big pink eraser? Muffy: Manya it's time to become eraser dust! She races towards Manya and swings the eraser. Manya duck it but Muffy quickly backhands her hard with the back of the giant eraser. With Manya on the ground and an eraser in her hands Muffy begins to erase the evil demon?but just before she is fully erased a blue light absorbs around her and she disappears. Gillian: Wow way to kick ass Muffy! Muffy: Well I owe some to Polo over here, what ever can I do to repay you? Polo: Blood? Muffy: Not a chance Gates: Ahhhhh my darling Manya! Boys get them! Suddenly a huge army of men (what a coincidence Gates with an army of men) rushes the 5 heroes. (Everybody dance now starts to play from Gates personal jukebox) It is looking bad for the SCI, Muffy, Gillian, and Polo but suddenly all the characters from season one burst through the door (this includes celebs like Regis Philbman, Kevin Costner, Kathy lee, Ernie, and Alian Gonzalez, also it includes Jamie lee Stewart, Shavaun Hendrickson, Ron Slavanka, Mrs. Doctor Miss Shell, Vicki Grandshove and all the other people and celebs mentioned in Shady Chaos season 1) Still Gates army is fighting strong, until T'N'T arrives! T'N'T: We're here to save the day! Shades: Great just what we needed Tyler and Tanner? Ember: But don't count us out! Boots: Got that right! OMIGOD ITS KEVIN COSTNER! Kungfukan: And we've?brought a special?guest! Ronald MC: We like to see you Smile! Suddenly Gates hits a button on the wall as now his troops seem to be loosing?a giant wall opens up and Richard Simmons walks out. Shades: Oh god he'll kill us all! Richard: Everybody's doing the locomotion! Comon baby do the? Ronald MC: Oh god some one even more annoying than me! I'll get him! Boots: Noooo Rooooonnnnnaaaaalllllllddddd!!! Ronald runs towards the evil Simmons with his ears covered and eyes close and crashes smack dab into him and suddenly a huge explosion ripples the walls of the Microsoft Mansion taking out both Simmons and McDonald?it also by a total fluke takes out the entire gates army! Gates: Damn! Smithers after them?Oh your dead? Chaos No one to stop us now Gates! Muffy: Well, we'd like to stick around but we got an episode to do any ideas anyone? Polo: I kinda can open vortex's open and close them so howbout we do that? Muffy: Well thanks SCI we really?enjoyed the stay. Tanner: I guess this is goodbye? Turner: Yes but T'N'T will always live forever! Tanner: Goodbye friend! Turner: Goodbye! Boots: Well I guess this is goodbye? Ember: Yeah well see-ya I forgot to feed my cat so I got to get home. Boots: He thanks for reminding me so do I? Chaos: Boots you don't have a cat. Boots: I can imagine can't I? With that the 5 from Sunnydale hop into a vortex and are sent back to Sunnydale. Meanwhile though Gates has made his way towards the Doomsday Device? Shades: Gates don't even try it! You know without those writers you won't exist! Gates: Oh god your right! Then who would take over the world! Thank you Shady Chaos?but now you have to die! (Pulls out a revolver but before he can shoot Kungfukan knocks him out cold) Boots: Oh thank you Kungfukan you saved us! Shades: Yeah thanks who ever you are! Kungfukan: Yes but don't thank me yet because I'm mad! I asked you to put me in an episode months ago and now ha ha ha I want revenge! Kungfukan to their surprise is not a slow-witted Ronald McDonald Chaser but he is also the newest super villain! He pulls down the lever to the doomsday device and the wrongs light suddenly turn off. Then a sudden surge of green light surges out of the Gates Mansion and right towards?(gulp) THE WRITERS! To be continued? |
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