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| Episode 11 "Father's Day" A mysterious figure lurks in the shadowy night outside of SCI headquarters. He shuffles in his pockets and then pulls out an object then smashes it through a small window. He snickers to him self then runs off. About a minute later the entire building explodes into a huge fireball (which also ignites Joe's auto garage as well). 15 minutes later fire trucks surround the building and fight a war with the fire. They finally succeed and the SCI is left black pile of rubble. Fireman 1: Anyone inside? Fireman 2: Just one… (Just then Boots is carried off on a stretcher coughing and gagging) Fireman 2: Are you OK ma'am? B: What a rush! Fireman 1: Must have affected her mentally. B: Who you calling mental you, you, uhhh…(passes out) (Just then Shades and Chaos pull up in the Jag) C: What happened here! Fireman 1: The building was bombed miss we tried to save it but it was too late. C: It must have been really hot and steamy in there maybe you should let me… S: Shut up Chaos! Did you find the suspect? Fireman 1: No he fled the seen. C: Why do you automatically think that it was a he girls can be bad too…especially me winks at fireman 2) S: Well luckily we have this free coupon for the building across the street. C: Ya and good thing we know the owner of the Furniture warehouse so we can get a new desk finally. Fireman 1: No that won't be a problem the desk was the only thing saved in the fire. S & C: Damn! S: We have to find out who did this! C: Umm I may have a slight idea… (Flashback to 1 hour ago) Shades and Chaos are walking down a sidewalk when suddenly they bump into a man. C: William Shatner! What the hell aren't you dead!? Shatner: Hey my I just had a Star Trek Reuion movie come out! Where could you get such a crazy idea I'm more alive than ever! Damn my back help can you put it back in place? S: Where right here? (Gives Shatner a hard shot to the back) Shatner: Yup perfect. S: (thinking) Damn I wanted him to feel thee pain that generations have watching him act! Shatner: I heard that! C: Look Will a Klingon! Shatner: Where? (Chaos gives Shatner a swift kick to the shin) Shatner: Owww! Going down fast! Beam me some support Scotty! Falling fast sound the Alarm! C: Isn't that enough for you to shut up! (Shades and Chaos stride down the sidewalk again chuckling) Shatner: I'll get you! S: What was that? Shatner: Nothing…nothing at all. (Flashback…or flash forward to present time) C: Oh crap. S: It was Shatner all right. (We join Bill Gates at his complex, which he is currently renting from Dr. Evil) Gates: Shatner you did not succeed in killing them for that you must pay! (Presses button with Shatners name beside it. Shatners chair reclines back) Shatner: Sir the fiery death button is two to the death of that one…Wait a minute I mean its…Flees the building. Gates: Odd Task make sure he dosen't escape the complex. (Summons midget with a black hat) Task: Yes Master (Odd Task races to catch Shatner and when he finally finds him removes wallet and throws it at Shatner) Shatner: You dummy no I got you wallet did you really think that would…(tackled by Shades) S: why did you bomb our headquarters! Shatner: I'm not telling you! I mean I didn't do it! I mean umm he did (points at midget) C: Who did I don't see anyone? You idiot there's no one even there. Odd Task: Down here. C: Oh you're so cute I could just…kick you! (Punts Task through window) S: And as for you Shatner! Shatner: Ha! I will destroy you with this novelty phaser. (Presses the trigger and a beeping sound is heard. That's all though) Shatner: Damn I didn't think that would work. (Runs off) S: He's getting away! C: Don't worry I'll get him! (Holds up plastic fork) S: What are you going to do with that? C: Huh oh I just really like this fork. But I will torture him with this (pulls out plastic Spork) C: Bwahahaha! (Runs off) S: I'm going after Gates. Gates: Not so fast! (Holds giant sword to Shades neck) S: God man with all that money you have your going to kill me with a sword? Gates: Would you rather I prolonged your death? S: Do I have a choice? (Suddenly a bullet hits Gates in the hand. The sword slips and takes his hand with it.) Gates: nooooo that was my mouse hand! (Suddenly Boots Jumps down from a tree. Forgetting she is not a bird she falls roughly to the ground. She slowly gets up.) B: Ha! (Boots and Shades surround Gates and prepare to jump their prey) Meanwhile… (Chaos has caught up to Shatner and closes in. She tackles him and the raises the spork above her head) C: Prepare to die! (strikes down with spork and…it bends and breaks in half) C: Aw hell I forgot to sharpen it before I left home. Shatner: Thank god for that. C: But I can still beat you senseless. (Begins pounding on Shatner) Back to Boots and Shades… S: Get him! Gates: Wait stop! S: What why! Gates: Shades I'm your…Father. S: No you're not! Gates: No I really am son come here come to Daddy. B: HaHa Bill Gates is your Dad Hahahahahahahahahahaha… S: Shutup Boots! B: sorry hee hee hee S: Prove it Gates! Gates: look my wallet I have pictures of you as a kid! S: Ya so you could just be a stalker or somethin. Gates: look I got your birth certificate right here. S: Son of a… B: Computer Nerd hahahahahaha! C: Hey what's happening? B: Gates is Shades Father Hahahahahaha! Gates: But Boots you are his sister. Boots: What no, no, no, no, no, no! (runs off) S: Boots is my sister? Gates: No I just said that to get rid of her. S & C: HaHa C: Wait a minute…something's not right here. You always try to kill us. Gates: That was just to get closer to my boy. I can't believe this we have so much to catch up on. S: All right…Dad. C: I can't believe this. S: Ummm Dad your hand is still gone. Gates: Oh yeah maybe I should go get that checked out. S: I'll go start up the Jag. (goes to start up Jag. Leaving Gates and Chaos alone) C: So your Shades father hey and just think of all the times we tried to kill each other! Gates: Come here I have something to tell you. Chaos: What? Gates: I'm not…his father. (grabs hold of Chaos and drags her away. Pulls out paper from pocket and throws it on ground. Just after the leave site Shades pulls up in his Jag.) S: OK, let's go! Guys! Where did you go! Guys! (gets out) What's this? (picks up paper) S: (begins to read) HaHaHa sucker I have Chaos and you will get her back if you become my partner to take over the world. S: That fiend! Writer: Ehem there's more… S: Oh…PS I am not your father. S: That fiend! *** (Shades runs through the complex doors and sees Chaos strapped to a laser bearing machine) C: Shades help me!!!!! Gates: not so fast! (Turns on laser and it slowly starts moving towards Chaos. Shades takes out his sun glasses and hucks them at the laser in an attempt to dodge the laser. Unfortunately the disintegrate into dust.) S: Noooo! My glasses! Luckily I have a spare pair in my back pocket. (This time hucks glasses at gates, nailing him straight in the head. He stumbles then falls right onto the button turning off the laser. Shades seeing his chance runs to Chaos and releases her from the contraption.) S: As for you Gates! Gates: Um ehem…yes I am your cousin? Your long lost brother? Mother? S: You ain't my mother but you sure are a mother…(censored) (Does a triple kick to Gates head) C: He's gonna feel that one in the morning. B: And this one too! (kicks Gates in the ribs) C: Where did you come from? B: I was over in the corner watching the whole time. S: You mean you could have saved Chaos but you just stood there? B: Hey, give me a brake Gates has some nice wallpaper. C: Boots he has Teletubbie wall paper! B: Oh that's what those things are… S: Well let's get out of here I want to go see the new office. C: Yeah I'm kinda glad he blew it up now we can redecorate! B: Ummm by the way your jacket was destroyed in the fire. C: NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! B: Just kidding it's right here I was sleeping on it and I protected it. C: Well thanks I think. (Trio stide out of the complex and just as they are leaving Shades throws in a bomb which destroys everything. Gates can be heard in the backround crying over some windows 98 products he had been working on. As they stroll towards the Jag Shades slips on his sunglasses and Chaos her beloved Jacket.) B: he what do I get to do? S: Here you can hold up this sign. B: what's it say it looks like it says…stiderc llor. C: That's back words you idiot. B: Oh so it really says… Roll Credits http://www.expage.com/shadychaos |
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