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| Episode 12 "Purple Fever" This episode may not be the same as every other one! It will be better! This is Boots! I'm the only one who isn't sick because good ol' Gates contaminated (oooooh big word) the world's water supply with the Carbinoarva virus, fortunately I had shots for it (I did them myself). So… Everyone else has purple skin but me, and if they touch anything with their hands or feet their fingers or toes will turn all squishy! It's great! I love this! I can say whatever I want and nobody can touch me! (Shades needs a life! Oops can't touch me hee hee hee!) So that's why I am writing this! You guys are so lucky! I know that in the past I have been looked at as stupid or not as functional as everyone else, now I will show you the REAL me, the me who is smart and intelligent and (not to mention cute) Boots: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! Watch out!!!!!! They're coming for you next!! HAHAHAHA All you suckers who didn't get the Carbinoarva virus shots! HAHAHA Shades: Boots! It's not funny! The whole world has caught this dumb disease and you are laughing!?! B: Well I have to gloat a bit! I get to write an episode for once! I have power over you! I have power over everyone!!!!!! Even Gates! Oh yeah, woo hoo, un hun! (Boots gets up on the table and starts dancing like Chandler………. Chaos & Shades: Ahhhhhhh Boots! That's nasty! Keep your shirt on!!!!! B: Awwwww C: Shades do you have any idea about how we can get Gates to confess that he made this virus in honor of his son.. (Chaos falls on the ground laughing) Sorry, sorry I couldn't help it, even though that was the corniest lie I have ever heard, you are never going to hear the end of it. No, but seriously, Gates isn't very smart even he has it! S: EVERYONE DOES! S: Wait a second! BOOTS! C: What about her? S: Boots is the only one that doesn't have the uhhhhhhh that disease! C: Yeah she is the only one who still has normal skin! B: The only reason you all have purple scales and my skin is normal is because I take good care of my skin, I shower every day and I use moisturizer and plus you guys don't get enough beauty sleep. C: Yeah, because we actually work, we don't sleep from 7:30pm till noon! S: Yeah and she gets paid for it that little $*%^&%$^*!!%$&*!!# B: ……… uhhhhhh….. ummmmmm…….. shaddup… A purple dude in a stylin' blue tux enters the room C: Dad… is that you? Dad? I want my Daddy… (Chaos whines mimicking Shades) S: Shut up. (I put my hand out to give Chaos a high five but I guess she didn't see me because she just made weird kind of growl sound) C: Is that Gates? Gee I hope so because otherwise that made no sense! S: What do you want? G: I wanted to ask Chaos something… C: Shoot Mr. PurpleipurpleMcPurple S: Don't look in the mirror Chaos. G: Well…Chaos, I have never really had a chance to spend some quality time with you. You Constantly have this… this… Shades thing with you. Are you two an item? S: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (We think Chaos is in shock because she hasn't moved since.) C: He.. hel.. help! B: You know what!? I'm finally going to get enough screen time! I think through the rest of this thing I am going to talk every other line, just so everyone gets enough of me (by the way I would like to say thank you to all my loving friends and family, I'm so honored!) S: What the heck are you talking about Boots?!?! You didn't win an Oscar! Calm down! It's one episode! That's all! B: Geez who stuck that stick up your butt? G: Did people just forget about me here or what?!!? I'm the bad guy I should get more screen time. B: Gates, shut it! Hee hee I have always wanted to say that! S: OK Chaos, it's not funny anymore get up! S: Chaos! Not funny! B: yes it is, see! (And I guess while I was on the floor everyone had to go to the bathroom or go eat or something because when I opened my eyes no one was there!!) Even everyone's stuff was gone, shades' shades and Chaos's jacket. B: I HAVE TO GO FIND A DOCTOR!!!! Oops! I totally forgot about that, oh well, the world can wait, I have to do my hair! Three hours later Boots walks out of the bathroom and calls 911 Operator: Hello. State your emergency. B: Hi OK well here is the story I'm the only one who isn't sick because good ol' Gates contaminated (oooooh big word) the world's water supply with the Carbinoarva virus, fortunately I had shots for it (I did them myself). So… Everyone else has purple skin but me, and if they touch anything with their hands or feet their fingers or toes will turn all squishy! It's great! Well fine I guess it's not all that great but… never mind it is great! I think we will need a doctor. Operator: Zzzzzzzzzzzzz ZZZzzzzzzzzz huh huh?? A doctor…… Umm well all our doctors are busy with this disease thing that made everyone purple so I guess I can come and help. By the way, my name is Mrs. Doctor uhhh yeah that's right Doctor Miss Shell… B: Sounds great! Click Right after I hang up the phone I hear Briiiiiing, Briiiiiing. B: Gee I wonder who that could be. Operator: Hi you need to tell me where you live. B: Are you my stalker, oh my… crap! You are never going to find out where I live! Click Briiiiiing Briiiiiing B: Hello Operator: DON'T HANG UP! It's me!!! It's Mrs. Doctor Miss. Shell!!! B: Who? MDMS: You know.. the person you were just talking to, you called 911 remember… Five minutes pass with Boots going ummmmmmmmm uhhhhhhhh maybe wait a tick ummmmmmmmm oh yeah no nope I don't remember wait yes I do nope wait uhhhhhhhhhhhhh…. B: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight ok, ok I got it now. MDMS: Well where are you? B: At my house. MDMS: And where is that? B: Don't you remember? MDMS: You never told me! B: I didn't? Are you sure? MDMS: Yes I am sure! Just tell me your address. That's all I need. B: What's an address? MDMS: Ahhhhhh stand out side of your house, I'll find you. B: But you don't know what I look like. MDMS: You don't have purple skin!!!!!!!!!!! CLICK B: Well that was rude. So I went outside and sat on the front step. To my surprise Mrs. Doctor Miss. Shell was waiting for me outside. MDMS: Are you stupid or something!?!? We are located right next to you!!!!!!!! I look over and see the 911 calling place-a-mathinger. B: Well sorry! MDMS: OK, I have the medicine, (Mrs. Doctor Miss. Shell grabs a container and scoops up a bunch of gunk from a puddle on the road and hands it to Boots) give everyone one table spoon and the world will be good again. Mrs. Doctor Miss. Shell runs to her car and speed off mumbling Geez it's blondes like her that make us blondes look bad and if I could swim I would go over there and kick her ass!(don't worry if you don't understand It's an inside joke between me and a person named Thea) B: This is great I get to be like Santy Clause!! I have to go rent some reindeer! Does anyone know where to rent reindeers? Can you rent a Santa Clause suit there too? I'm going to go look for one……. B: I can't find any! So I will just ask my dog Max (Ya know from How The Grinch Stole Christmas) Ten minutes later B: You done Max? Good job. And now that I have the ones for SCI they are still in my power hee hee. Shades and Chaos finally come back. B: Where have you guys been all this time?!???! C: Well when you were here doing nothing all day we were out trying to find a cure for the plague that has been going around and I think we are doing a pretty good job because I haven't seen anyone with purple skin lately. S: Except we still have purple skin you numb nuts. While Chaos is beating the shhhhiot out of Shades for calling her numb nuts boots starts yelling to them B: THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO WAY YOU GUYS ARE TAKING THE CREDIT FOR THIS!!!!!!! I HAVE BEEN WORKING MY BUTT OFF ALL DAY FOR THIS WHEN MY HOURS AND MY SCHEDULE BOTH SAY I SHOULD BE SLEEPINGRIGHT… WAIT FOR IT… NOW!! S: What? B: I talked to a doctor today and she gave me the medicine for everyone so I called Max and told him to give everyone some and he did, but I kept the two for you guys (starts giggling uncontrollably) And… you know what you two are going to have to do to get it!?!?! You guys have to get Tyler Turner to come back to me and apologize to me for putting me though all this emotional stress (oooooooh technical term) Well I am tired, and I need my beauty sleep so well I sleep you two can go look for Tyler. Good night everyone! S: Fine, fine but I wonder who done it? Mysterious voice: It was I! C: Did I just hear Hilary Clinton say it was me? Voice: No, no! (sound of footsteps and car racing off) S: Well, Oh well good thing the world is safe again thanks to…well b… C: MAX! S: Yes good boy Max, good dog! B: HEY! ROLL CREDITS |
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