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1 A New Hope

I've got her in my head at night when I go to bed
And I know it sounds lame but she's the girl of my dreams
And of course I'd do anything for her
I'd search the moons of endor
I'd even walk naked through the deserts of tatooine

Princess leia where are you tonight
And who's laying there by your side
Every night I fall asleep with you
And I wake up alone

And even though I'm not as cool as han
I still want to be your man
You're exactly the kind of alderranian that I need
But when you wre available
I was drinking cold 45's with lando
I was hanging out in the cantina on my eisley

Princess leia where are you tonight
And who's laying there by your side
Every night I fall asleep with you
And I wake up alone

2 Josie

Yeah my girlfriend takes me home when I'm too drunk to drive
And she doesn't get all jealous when I hang out with the guys
She laughs at my dumb jokes when no one does
She brings me mexican food from sombrero just because

And my girlfriend likes ul and dhc
And she's so smart and independent
I dont think she needs me
Quite half as much as I know I need her
I wonder why there's not another guy that she'd prefer

And when I feel like giving up like my world is falling down
I show up at three a.m. she's still up watching vacation
And I see her pretty face it takes me away to a better place

And I know that everything's gonna be fine

Yeah my girlfriend takes collect calls from the road
And it doesn't seem to matter that I'm lacking in the bulge
She laughs at my dumb jokes when no one does
She brings me mexican food from sombrero just because

And when I feel like giving up like my world is falling down
I show up at three a.m. she's still up watching vacation
And I see her pretty face it takes me away to a better place

And I know that everything's gonna be fine

3 Lemmings

A freight train to the right feeling that sting of pride
It's fucking with me it's fucking with you
All's fair in love and war until you say it isn't but you're wrong
Words on the back of flyers my clothes are in the dryer
It means nothing, nothing is changing
La familia is dead and gone the children grew up and moved on

Is it too much ask for the things to work out this time
I'm only asking for what is mine
I wanted everything I got it now
I'm gonna throw it away, yeah

Prime select and a box of glazed
Pulling fly-bys on days when we were young and innocent
Elbow drop sundays when mark eaton got beat to shit
Laughing at the bands we hate all the spots we used to skate
They're still there but we've gone our own ways
I know it's for the best
But sometimes I wonder will I ever have friends like you again

Is it too much ask for the things to work out this time
I'm only asking for what is mine
I wanted everything I got it now
I'm gonna throw it away, yeah

You're gonna drown in the mess you make
Your self-inflicted hate
You turn your back on the friends you lose
When they don't follow all your rules
But people are what they want to be
They're not lemmings to the sea
Maybe it's time that you looked at yourself
Stop blaming life on someone else

4 Pathetic

I know I'm pathetic I knew when she said it
A loser a bum's what she called me when I drove her home
There's no more waiting and sure no more wasting
I've done all I can but she still wants to be left alone
You got to help me out
And I'll try not to argue
No one likes a drop-out
Mistakes are hard to undo

Don't pull me down this is where I belong
I think I'm different but I'm the same and I'm wrong
Don't pull me down this is where I belong
I think I'm different...this is where I belong

I think it's disgusting believing and trusting
If I gave a fuck there would be nothing for me to prove
Although it's amusing it's slightly confusing
I've done all I can but her ego is still hard to move

Don't pull me down this is where I belong
I think I'm different but I'm the same and I'm wrong
Don't pull me down this is where I belong
I think I'm different...this is where I belong

5 Untitled

I think of awhile ago, we might have had it all, but I was so stupid then, you
Needed time to grow, and now just as things change, as well my feelings do, in
Time things rearrange, I am so sick of chasing you, but what do I get 'cause i
Just seem to lose, you make me regret, those times I spent with you, and
Playing those games as I wait for your call, now I give up, so goodbye and so
Long, it's not a change of pace, this time I'll get it right, it's not a
Change of taste, I was the one there last night, you have your other friends
They were there when you cried, didn't mean to hurt you then, best friends
Just won't leave you side, but what do I get 'cause I just seem to lose, you
Make me regret those times I spent with you, and playing those games as I wait
For your call, and now I give up, so goodbye and so long, it's not a change of
Pace, this time I'll get it right, it's not a change of taste, I was the one
Here last night, when I needed you most when I needed a friend, you let me
Down now like I let you down then, so sorry, it's over (ahh....)

6 Voyeur

And when the day ends I'm sure she feels sorrow
The lonely guy I am I wait for her to change
I've been here two days I'll sure be here tomorrow
I'd eat her all if she were on my dinner plate

I'd wish she'd be more kind now
I'm out of luck cause the shades are pulled down
I've seen everything there is to be shown
I followed her all the way home

I can't be too cool in a tree with my pants down
The air is cold and I've got splinters in my feet
She caught me once but I don't think that she cares now
Unlike before her view is now blocked by a leaf

I'd wish she'd be more kind now
I'm out of luck cause the shades are pulled down
I've seen everything there is to be shown
I followed her all the way home

I bet this last times the one time to many
The rush of waiting is burning through my head
Right after supper her brother showers twice a week
He kicks my ass so much that filthy white inbred

I've made mistakes by looking in the wrong window
Her dad is big and I've never seen his face
I've been here two days I'll sure be here tomorrow
My lady's so sweet she likes to entertain

I'd wish she'd be more kind now
I'm out of luck cause the shades are pulled down
I've seen everything there is to be shown
I followed her all the way home

I bet this last times the one time to many
The rush of waiting is burning through my head
Right after supper her brother showers twice a week
He kicks my ass so much that filthy white inbred

7 Waggy

Watching your house shrink away in my rear-view mirror as I drive away.
Wishing that I could take back all those words that meant nothing that i
Didn't say. I'm trying to be what you want me to be
But it's so damn hard to keep playing the part of the fool week after
Week.

I think you need some time alone
You say you want someone to call your own
Open your eyes you can suck in your pride
You can live your life all on your own

Is this all going to be just another time that we play this game? I've
Tried to convince you that things could be different but somehow they
End up the same. but what did you expect from me what am I supposed to
Do? you say that you're starting to feel like you're getting lost- well
I do too.

I'm dont wanna live this lie again
I know I'll get it right but I don't know when
I'll open my eyes I've got something inside
I'll just jack off in my room until then

It's never over till it's done and I don't think that you're the one

8 Apple Shampoo

She didn't mean to deceive you, believe me, but sometimes the hardest part is
Conceiving, the good intentions that you had, now only came to this, and
Although she saw the mark, the arrow missed, if it isn't exciting reciting the
Stories, of kind of words turned hurting when routine get boring, both gettin
Tired of punk rock clubs, and both playing in punk rock bands, the start was
Something good, but some good things must end, and she said it could never
Survive, with such, differing lives, one home one out on tour again, we may
Never come back, the strike of a match, the candle's burning at both ends, and
Now she knows to much, and I'm too fucked up, it's akward trying to make my
Move, I'll pretend that I'm fine, show up right on time, but I know I'll never
Be that cool, I never wanted to hold you back, I'm just trying to hold on, but
My chance is gone, I know/ just where/ I stand/ a boy, trapped in the body of
A man and, I'll take what you're willing to give, and I'll teach myself to
Live, with a walk-on part of a backround shot, from a movie I'm not in, she's
So important, and I'm so retarted, and now I realize, I should have kissed you
In l.a., but I drove home all alone, as if I had a choice anyway, where are
You coming from? what are you running from? is it so hard to see? and if
You're feeling scared, remember the time we shared, you know it meant
Everything (everything), you know it meant everything to me,you know that it
Meant everything to me

9 Boring

You don't need nothing
And I that you won't even try
Don't wait for me to help you
It's too late for my advice

No trust...
All I got is lies
Boring
All right

Misplaced your values
Forgot the importance of being right
Don't sit there and act humble
I've heard your story a thousand times

No trust...
All I got is lies
Boring...
All right

10 Dammit

It's alright to tell me what you think about me
I won't try to argue or hold it against you
I know that you're leaving you must have your reasons
The season is calling your pictures are falling down

The steps that I retrace the sad look on your face
The timing and structure did you hear he fucked her
A day late a buck short I'm writing the report
On losing and failing when I move I'm flailing now

And it's happened once again I'll turn to a friend
Someone that understands sees through the master plan
But everybody's gone and I've been here for too long
To face this on my own well I guess this is growing up

And maybe I'll see you at a movie sneak preview
You'll show up and walk by on the arm of that guy
And I'll smile and you'll wave we'll pretend it's okay
The charade it won't last when he's gone I wont come back

And it'll happen once again you'll turn to a friend
Someone that understands sees through the master plan
But everybody's gone and you've been there for too long
To face this on your own well I guess this is growing up

11 Degenerate

Crossed the street naked at night
Bent over to show some moonlight
Pulled out some beer and gulped it down
Nude in a gutter is how I was found
Thrown in a police car and the door slammed
No noise just silence as I screamed my dick was jammed
Now in prison for one month no one to see
All I got is this guy benjamin dover

Don't like hesh-dont like rap-kicked ol' sally cause she's fat-i'm a
Jerk I'm a punk took a shower cause I stunk-smoke a bong killed a
Cat-had my nuts attacked by rats dad got dude-i wore a thong-for a hobby
I make bombs

Went to a farm to tip some cows
Forgot that I left my pants down
Bent over to pick them up
Felt a twelve guage next to my !@#$%^
The farmer took me to his house
Showed me the closet from the inside out
The police came and took me away
Saw ben dover again and he's still gay

Don't like hesh-dont like rap-kicked ol' sally cause she's fat-i'm a
Jerk I'm a punk took a shower cause I stunk-smoke a bong killed a
Cat-had my nuts attacked by rats dad got dude-i wore a thong-for a hobby
I make bombs

12 Dick Lips

Please mom, you ground me all the time, I know that I was right all along, and
I'm hoping, remember I'm a kid, I know not what I did just having fun, you
Couldn't wait, for something new, and yesterday, I thought of you, it left me
To think as if I couldn't walk away it's too late, I fell through, nothing to
Lose, a boy who went out when he finished all his chores, notihng to do, you
Can't trust me becuase I blew it once before, shit dad, please don't kick my
Ass, I know I've seen you trash at least one time, can I blame it, on one of
My dumb friends, it's been awhile since I have used that line, you couldn't
Wait, for something new, and yesterday, I thought of you, it left me to think
As if I couldn't walk away it's too late, I fell through, nothing to lose, a
Boy who went out when he finished all his chores, nothing to do, you can't
Trust me, becuase I blew it once before (alright) nothing to lose, a boy who
Went out when he finished all his chores, nothing to do, you can't trust me,
Because I blew it once before.

13 Emo

One more time you will laugh about it
And he'll never try to give you more
And I dont care he is such a dick
He treats you like you are a stupid whore
And it seems like things will never change
You go on every cloud is in your way
And I know you feel empty all the time
You'll never listen to anything that I say

She's better off sleeping on the floor
Because she fell right off
When all is said
You know it's okay to just want more

Why leave when you claim it is love
But why stay when you're not the only one
She's proved she's strong be brave be strong

She's better off sleeping on the floor
Because she fell right off
When all is said
You know it's okay to just want more

She's better off sleeping on the floor
Because she fell right off the bed

14: Enthused

Am i, strung out, crazy or not allowed
To be the one who gets stupid over you
Lazy, laidback, maybe you're just on crack
Why am I the one who gets fucked up and confused--vamos!

She doesn't care at all
She doesn't care about those times we never shared at all

If I were the last of the few who always ask
Would you still be the same person that I knew

And if it's for me
Another boring sotry
I swear I'll act enthused

15 I'm Sorry

Don't bide your time cause it is almost over
I know your down and I'll see you around
And I know it hurts but your just getting older
I know you'll win you'll do it once again

Just yesterday it always seemed like such a dream
We're unstoppable, indestructable, nothing happens to our machine
And there's no harm at least nothing we can see
As for you not so true you couldn't choose where his road would lead

What a loss you just lost all your sleep
And we've always thought that this could never happen you see
That it's so hard you gotta get up on your feet
Cause the only way I gotta say is to move on through the week

Don't bide your time cause it is almost over
I know your down and I'll see you around
And I know it hurts but your just getting older
I know you'll win you'll do it once again

I'm sorry (what's happened to you?)

Don't bide your time cause it is almost over
I know your down and I'll see you around
And I know it hurts but your just getting older
I know you'll win you'll do it once again

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