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BAND OF THE MONTH
BAND OF THE MONTH
JOKES
COOL BUMPER STICKERS
funny things to think about
Oreo Psycho Personality test
THINGS NOT TO SAY TO COPS
LYRICS
AEROSMITH
BIG ONES
NINE LIVES
TOYS IN THE ATTIC
BEASTIE BOYS
LICENSED TO ILL
BLINK182
DUDE RANCH
BUSH
16stone
RAZORBLADE SUITCASE
CREED
MY OWN PRISION
EVE6
EVE6
EVERCLEAR
SPARKLE AND FADE
SO MUCH FOR THE AFTERGLOW
FASTBALL
ALL THE PAIN MONEY CAN BUY
FOO FIGHTERS
THE COLOR AND THE SHAPE
FOO FIGHTERS
GREENDAY
NIMROD
DOOKIE
HOLE
CELEBRITY SKIN
KoRn
FOLLOW THE LEADER
LIFE IS PEACHY
KoRn
LENNY KRAVITZ
5
LIMP BIZKIT
Three Dollar Bill Y all
METALLICA
BLACK ALBUM
GARAGE INC DISC 1
RE LOAD
GARAGE INC DISC 2
NEW RADICALS
maybe youve ben brainwashed to
NIRVANA
The Muddy Banks Of Wishkah
NEVERMIND
OFFSPRING
AMERICANA
ORGY
CANDY ASS
ROB ROMBIE
HELLBILLY DELUXE
SEMISONIC
FEELING STRANGELY FINE
SILVERCHAIR
NEON BALLROOM
FREAK SHOW
FROG STOMP
WEEZER
WEEZER
SOME LYRICS
REM LYRICS
EVERLAST






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Before becoming master fisherman, must be master baiter.
Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
Fly who rest on toilet seat, get pissed off!
He who eat too many prunes, sit on toilet many moons.
Man who scratch ass, should not bite fingernails.
House without toilet is uncanny.
If you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient.
It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
Wife who put husband in doghouse, soon find him in cat house.
Man who put cream in tart, not always baker.
War never determine who right, just who's left.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Man who stand on toilet high on pot.
Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.
Man who fart in church must sit in own pew.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger.
Man who buy drowned cat must pay for wet pussy.
Woman who goes to man's apartment for snack, gets titbit.
Passionate kiss like spider web - - lead to undoing of fly.
Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night.
Man who live in glass house, dress in basement.
Man who take lady on camping trip, have one intent.




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