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CONFUCIUS SAYS...
Before becoming master fisherman, must be master baiter.
Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
Fly who rest on toilet seat, get pissed off!
He who eat too many prunes, sit on toilet many moons.
Man who scratch ass, should not bite fingernails.
House without toilet is uncanny.
If you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient.
It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
Wife who put husband in doghouse, soon find him in cat house.
Man who put cream in tart, not always baker.
War never determine who right, just who's left.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Man who stand on toilet high on pot.
Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.
Man who fart in church must sit in own pew.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger.
Man who buy drowned cat must pay for wet pussy.
Woman who goes to man's apartment for snack, gets titbit.
Passionate kiss like spider web - - lead to undoing of fly.
Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night.
Man who live in glass house, dress in basement.
Man who take lady on camping trip, have one intent.
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