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| Shell Phones - hilarious Florida Keys novelty nautical conch shell souvenir gift |
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Undersea's wireless comtemplation with Mother Ocean ------ (featuring l00 FREE bubbles) |
| Hand-held Conch Shell Phones, complete with Calling Card and Retractable Antenna -- created in the Florida Keys, but of course! |

YOUR CALLING CARD DIRECTIONS: When feeling landlocked, hassled by reality, or pressured by conformity....
1. Pull up antenna
2. Listen to the serenity of the sea
3. Smile at those who are staring at you
FEATURES:
Call Wading
Confluence Calling
Caller I(n) D(epth)
Last Incoming Tide
The Florida Keys Shell Phone is the perfect gift for anyone, from kids to retirees, and guaranteed to bring smiles & serenity to all.
Even Colin Powell used a Shell Phone during a recent Peace Talks trip to Keys West! (Newspaper Photo coming soon).
Now offered at our INTERNET ONLY Sale Price of $11.95 each. (Approx. 6 " tall. Each Shell Phone may vary slightly).
When's the last time you talked to a mermaid?
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| WHOLESALE INQUIRIES |
Wholesale inquiries are welcome. Please email floridakeys@hotmail.com for wholesale prices.
Wholesale orders require minimum order of l0 Shell Phones.
Please include your TAX ID number when inquiring. We look forward to hearing from you!
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