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4/6/01-hello peoples! itz spring brek so we’re ready ta update alot o’ shit. on tha top of the site you should notice that there is an animation of the devil. that's because the devil is our new mascot. yes i noe what u're thinking, "Oh My God! The Devil is this website's mascot?" well if you are thinking that, i hope you go to hell to meet him yourself. just don't take it seriously. we gotz three new secs fo youz today. first we’re putting up a language section. we made up two languages so now u kan spek without other people understanding you. next we gotz tha play section. we gotz one play dat u guyz kan act out ur selfs. and lastly there id tha song section. i made a song bout our rival alex and now u kan sing it too! if you didn’t already figure it out, all of the things in all these sections are for humorous purposes. if you take the content on dis siteseriously, den u kan go FUCK YOUR SELF. next week we’ll put three more secs on tha site: tha poem section, tha newz section, and tha “ask chickendog” section. itz gonna be a real bitch trying to update all these sections. but all we kan offer id our best (which isn’t that much). till next time
- fungus an’ tha crew

3/2/01- hey all, chickendogg here. we've updated the site again. we've changed the kolors, and got rid of the music. we put new poups on and a new scrolling message to. but most importantly we put more ads in the ad section and new links in tha link section. there are links on the side of this page that wil take u to the other sections. if u don't go to those sections u won't really know what this site is about and u will never be able to enjoy this site the way that u kan. hope u like the new site. we'll be updating this site regularly so keep coming bak to see wat's new.
-senor chickendogg

3/1/01- i noe, i noe. it's pretty sad. we haven't updated dis shit in like three months. here's the reason: u noe on tha bottom where it says alex id on an eating spree, well on new years day he raided our base. since he is sooooooo fat, he destroyed the entire place including all our computers. i noe wat ur thinking, nobody kan be as fat as that, rite? well i guess u've never seen him before. and u noe that earthquake in seattle? it was no normal earthquake. oh no. alex antoine was running and since he is sooo fat, he fell on his ass and this is wat caused the earthquake. another reason why we haven't updated the site in so long is that we have been working on our new religious cult. we are working making the perfect race where alex is not there. it would be like heaven! u noe the real reason adam ate that apple? it wasn't because the snake told him to, it was because of alex. if u didn't tell by now, we all hate alex and he wont rest until he is "disposed" of. in the next couple of weeks the site will be under huge renovation. it's gonna have alot of stories and articles and other things that id very funny. but until then please bare with us as we try to provide the most twisted humor to ever be written.
-fungus

12/13/00- sorri about not updating the site for a long time, but we have just been so busy!we aren't ready to post any stuff up yet, but we're waiting to finsih everything untill we post it, so you should wait untill saturday or sunday to see lots of new stuff. but belive me when i say, there's gonna be a ton of new stuff that's gonna be on the sit. just keep coming back to see of it's updated.
-fungus

12/5/00- a terrible thing has happened! our unbelovevid member of our organation. he died in a terrible car crash! he are very uppset. his family is at a very large loss and they might never recover. if u like the fone number to stumpy's house, just kindly email me at deanand964@aol.com. stumpy's family is a very weird family because they took joy in getting prank fone calls. so if u email me, and u call his house, u should do a prank fone call. and be sure ta tell us all bout the calls. u should also send his old email hate mail, because his family will be check his email and they like to get hate mail. we will also send you his email address if u ask for it in the email. we would be very happy if you did these things for stumpy's family.
- fungus

12/4/00- weel, if u wanted ta noe, da porno was preety good. anyway, down ta business. i made a link page! wit some kool links! hope u link dat links in it! keep cuming bac.
-dookie

12/2/00- as u kan see i have no life, it's 12:59, and instead of watching pornos, im doing dis crap! im doing dis mother fucker cause we have been being nagged all fucking week ta update. ssooooooo without any further ado............... WE HAVE UPDATED THE SITE!!!!! r u happy now? we posted three new super short stories. me and da crew will be updating da fake ad section and making a new section full of fake newspaper ads. well since we haven't recived our scanner in da mail yet, dere will be no funny pics o comics. u guys gotta tell ur friends bout da site, and u gotta ceep on cuming bac. we will try to update more often so dat u cum bac. AND U BETTA CUM BACK U MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! well i see in t.v. guide dat dere will be a porno on at 1:10, so i gotta get da crew here and pop sum pop-corn. peaciez fo now, and i hope u like da storiez.
- fungus

11/23/00 hello our fellow minoins!!!!! u r seeing the rise of one of the most amazing web sites of all time!!!!! we have bout 403 hits today!! dats almost twice as many as five days ago!!!! this is the shit league and we are on the top of our game. our resident computer guenius and comic book drawer (dookie) has found a way to make seprate sections for the site. now we will have this section for us to post news and tell you wat we updated and wat eva else we want ta say, and then wen we want to post a new story or comic or fake ad or fake newspaper articles, they will each have thier own section!!! the sections will have links to them on the side menu to the left of the site, making the site expand as much as we want it to without it getting to crowded. rite now we have added the story, and fake ad section. in the future, we have more sections and more thines in the sections wen we have stuff to put them in. so if u want to read da doctor seuss story again, or fo the first time u will have to click the link on the side menu dat says stories. hopefully u understand da concept, because if u don't, your a complete idiot and should have the rite to live on the earth. hope u like da story and fake ad!!!!! from everyone at the shit league, we wish u a terriblly unhappy Thanksgiving!!
-fungus and da crew

11/21/00 hello all, wakk daddy here!!!! if u didn't already noe, this is the site u don't tell your mom about. yes, we do fight the forces of evil, but we are not so nice on the net. we will have stories with graphic language and subjects. we will also have comcis just as graphic as the stories. scary pictures of the alex antoine guy we were talking bout on da bottom (the will terrify and scare u, bout they will help u to noe wat he looks like so u kan kill him.) me and dookie are in charge of the comics, so u will expect only the best from us. there are no new stories posted yet, but soon!!!!! keep on visting the site, cause we are getting lots of hits!!!!! we appreacaite it. weel, see ya later. :-)
-wakk daddy

11/18/00 hello and welcome to the shit league. it's fungus here!!!!! im pretty much the leader of da shit league. but dat doesn't mean dat im doing all the work around here, oh no!!! dere are four other perment members of the shit league. dose members are chcicken dogg, stumpy, dookie, and wakk daddy. since this is our first ever day, we must pat ourselves on back fo getting around 211 hits!!!!!! this site will have stories, hand drawn comics, funny chat room and im conversations, maybe recordings of the shit league and prank fone calls, and pictures. we promise alot, and me vow to do a least one or two of da tines dat i said we'd do. as our fist order of buisness, i will unveil our fisrt story made by me; fungus!!!! it's pretty funny if i say so ma self. well i hope u enjoy da site and dat u come back again. =)
- fungus

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