Here we will talk about our giant shlongs:
My name is Zach and I have a gigantic shlong, but my friend Charlie's is bigger. This site very well may be to graphic for people under 18. Kids get permission first! Zach is 5'8" with a 72" schlong. I enjoy slappin' my hoes, and bein a pimp. Quote of the year, "Pimpin' ain't easy." Charlie is 5'7"1/2 with an amazing 80" schlong. I also enjoy slappin all my girls at school that hoe for me. School Rulz! 
(Not!!!!!!!!!) 
My name is Zachary and I go to EJA, a pretty crappy school. I enjoy ho's, Eminem, and Kid Rock. I would like to dedicate this website to Adam & Andrew L., Mike & Cliff (moose) F., Steph., Lauren, Bryan, and Lindsey. E-mail me all of my hoes! I will chat with u all Sunday night @ 9:00P.M. Peace out g'z. 3:16. Sincerely 72" shlong man
My name is Charles and I go to WYHS, a pretty cool school. I enjoy pimpin my hoes, hangin w/my homies, and listenin to Eminem and Korn. I would like to dedicate this website to Jess S., Chris S., Pat, Abbey, Steve, Ian, John, and Tim Stephson. E-mail me u hoes! I will not have time to chat wit u hoes for a while. Peace out! 69! Sincerely the 80" shlong man! Later!
6/7/99 Me and chuck are looking at crap on the computer next to us,heheheheheheh.We are good aint we. We cool gain since we found out that we were just screwin up! Later Zach and Chuck.
6/9/99 I'm back,(Zach)yesterday when I told u that we were looking at crap.,It was true but chuck got caught twice,so he won't be here for a while.Oh one more thing,SIGN MY GUESTBOOK PLEASE,it will mean alot to me,so I can know who my fans are.
 
Zach-6/14/99 I just went to the sorriest website on the planet ,By Aaron L.It was a bunch of bulls**t.Never go to max pages.com/getsomenews,It sucks,so does rock316.
Zach-7/28/99 Sorry i didnt talk to u all,tuff.Be back later.One more thing if u dont like this website tufftity,GET OFF IT.
Charlie-6/12/06 Sorry we have been out for soo long. But the mac daddy's are back in town now. ENJOY |