--MY LIFE STORY--
ALLRIGHT THEN, I WAS BORN IN MAINE...MOVED A LOT, BUT I ONLY REMEMBNER SINCE 7H GRADE...SO IN SEVENTH GRADE I HAD JUST MOVED HERE FROM MASSACHUSETTS AND BRIAN KLEBBA TOOK ME UNDER HIS WING! I LOVE YOU BRIAN! SO....ME AND HIM LIKED TO GET IN TROUBLE A LOT...SO WE DID GAY STUFF LIKE JUMPED OUT MY 2 STORY WINDOW, AND WE LIT STUFF ON FIRE...VERY FUN!!! BUT THEN AFTER ALL OUR TIME TOGETHER I PICKED UP AND MOVED AWAY HALF WAY THROUGH EIGHTH. I MOVED TO HICK-TOWN LOUISIANA! FUN ANYWAYS...IN HICKTOWN I MADE A LOT OF FRIENDS, AND GOT SOME CONFIDENCE, AND FINALLY STOPPED WEARING ALL THOSE DAMN SOCCER SHORTS AND T-SHIRTS, THEN CAME THE LADIES. AHHHHHHHHHH! I AM A MACK DAD! SO ANYWAYS, LOUISIANA SUCKED, AND I PICKED UP AND MOVED TO PENNSYLVANIA AGAIN...AND FOUND KLEBBA AGAIN. HM........THEN I MET THIS KID NAMED ERIC FALCO AND HIS COOL FRIENDS. THE OLD MEN!! AND I HUNG OUT WITH THEM A LOT, AND THEY GOT ME DOIN BAD STUFF...THEN CAME THE MASS MASTURBATION PARTY. FUN TIMES! THAT GOT OUT AND EVERYONE GAVE ME SHIT FOR IT, BUT F*CK THEM...CUZ IT WAS FUN...AND I DONT GIVE A F*CK WHAT THEY THINK. SO...NOW WITH MY NEW FRIENDS IN PA, I FEEL COMFORTABLE DOIN ANYTHING. I HAVE CHANGED A LOT. I USED TO BE SUCH A SHY LITTLE KID...WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED? THEN I BECAME GOOD FRIENDS WITH THIS KID NAMED CHRISS REED, WHAT A PAL...HE IS A COOL KID. HE DRIVES ME PLACES(AND GETS ME IN TROUBLE) AND I LOVE HIM FOR IT. WE PLAY BASKETBALL ALL THE TIME. HES GOOD...BUT I CAN WHOOP HIS *SS. OH YEAH, HOW THE HELL COULD I FORGET KLINGER....WHAT AN AWESOME KID. KLING KLING, YOURE THE MAN. THIS KID IS SO BLCK, ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY...BUT HES REALLY WHITE..I THINK. HES HILARIOUS...HES ONE OF THOSE OUTGOING TYPES LIKE MYSELF. I LOVE YOU KLINGER. |
