- My Friend That I Can't Stand -
You're my friend
That I can't stand
You make my life horribly grand
You say that you're nice
Then you turn around and say,
"I hate people and love starting fights"
You say, "What people think dosen't matter"
But I believe that as much as
"I don't have a bladder"
Maybe you just can't help it,
Or maybe
You're a stupid piece of sh*t
And you probably say,
"He's just like me,
The only difference is
He gives me food for free"
But I say, "All men were created equal
Movies have sucky sequels,
Sh*t isn't that bad to say,
But it's very bad to be gay"
Driving a straight shift blows
And so do women standing on the street
Saying, "I'm an ugly ho"
And all my friend needs
Is a friend like me,
And the man who,
Shed his blood on calvary. |