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Crap Jokes
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How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.
What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?
Sanka.
"Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud."
"Yes sir," came the reply, "it's fresh ground."
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
He looks through a catalog in the plastic surgeon's office.
How can you recognize a burned-out hippie?
He used to take acid, now he takes antacid.
What has three teeth and sixty feet?
The front row at a Willy Nelson concert.
What is the new O.J. web site address?
slash.slash.backslash.escape
What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment.
Do you know how you can spot Ronald McDonald on the beach?
He is the only one with sesame seed buns.
What do you call a musician without a girlfriend?
Homeless.
Have you heard of the new Ken Doll. It's called the "Child Support Ken"?
It can't be found.
What do you call a funeral where you smell your own flowers?
A wedding.
How do you get five hundred cows in a barn?
Put up a "Bingo" sign.
What does a bulimic have for dessert?
Two fingers.
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with....the
other is used to carry groceries.
Have you heard about the new sub sandwich being sold at a national food
chain?
It's called the O.J. It's full of bologna, tough to swallow and the stupid
people are still buying it!
What's six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women wild?
Money.
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their
right foot as the walk. As they meet, one man looks at the other knowingly,
points at his foot and says, "Vietnam, 1969."
The other hooks his thumb behind him says, "Dog shit, 20 feet back."
One day there were three people. Their names were Manners, Trouble and Shut
up. One day they were playing hide and seek. Manners got a tummy ache so he
went to the toilet. Trouble was hiding. Shut up was finding Trouble when he
met a policeman.
The policeman said, "What is your name?"
"Shut up!"
The policeman replied, "Are you looking for trouble?"
"Yes!"
The policeman fumed, "Where are your manners?"
"In the toilet."
Fu, Bu and Chu immigrated to the USA from China. They decided to become
American citizens, and "Americanize" their names.
Bu, called himself "Buck"
Chu called himself "Chuck"
Fu decided to return to China.
A journalist had done a story on gender roles in Kuwait several years before
the Gulf War, and she noted then that women customarily walked about 10 feet
behind their husbands. She returned to Kuwait recently and observed that the
men now walked several yards behind their wives.
She approached one of the women for an explanation. "This is marvelous,"
said the journalist. "What enabled women here to achieve this reversal of
roles?"
Replied the Kuwaiti woman: "Land mines."
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What Shutit is Really About
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What SHUTIT is really about: Anti Bush, Funny Crap, and other weird and disterbing things. So if you like it nasty come here.
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The Team
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People of The Day
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The people of the day are Evan Moody, Tayler Turner, and Fes from That 70's Show, my dad, and Jonathan Freeman.
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Go to Hell Bush
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Bush didn't win the war we did and what do we get for, he's sitting on his chair up in the damn white house while were down here getting killed because he told us to. I say UP YOURS Bush go to HELL lets send him to war the bastard he is a frigen murderer damn it I say assasination but thats just me.
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@#$% Bush
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Lets hunt him down and shoot him in the head lets beat the crap out of bush. Lets nuke the white then gun him down lets beat the crap out of bush. LETS KICK BUSH'S @#$.
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Enter the White House
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A remake of the matrix is The President: Enter The Whitehouse given 3 thumps up out of 2. Coming soon Path Of Bush for the ps2 it should be very rewarding for the people who liked The President: Enter The Whitehouse.
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Does King Kong A Dong
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Does King Kong have a dong? Thats we want to find out becuse in the movie a taxi drive strait threw his legs and if kong had a gong that would suck. He would get very pissed and kill everyone so does kong have a bong?
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This is the end of this page so come back to this page for some more shutit words and remember party.
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| Peter Fuller-Who Gives A Fook
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| hellraiser2004@bigstring.com
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Page Updated Tue Jun 20, 2006 4:49pm EDT
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