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Mama jokes
Stupid Blond
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| Blonds can me so funny cant they? |
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| I knew a blond that was so stupid that she tried to drown a fish I knew a blond that was so stupid that she got stabbed in a shoot out I knew a blond that was so stupid that she tried to put m&ms in alphabetical order I knew a blond that was so stupid that if u gave a penny for her thought you would get changed back I knew a blond that was so stupid that she tripped over a cordless phone I knew a blond that was so stupid that she studied for a blood test I knew a blond that was so stupid that she asked for a price check at the dollar store I knew a blond that was so stupid that when she heard that 90% of all crimes happen around home she moved I knew a blond that was so stupid that when she was driving to the airport she saw a sign that said "airport left" so she turned and went back home What do turtles and blondes have in common? If they're on their back, they're screwed! A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman. "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied. She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman "I would like to buy this TV." "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied. "Darn, he recognized me," she thought. She went for a complete disguise this time; haircut and new color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before she again approached the salesman. "I would like to buy this TV." "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied. Frustrated, she exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a blonde?" "Because that's a microwave," he replied. I hope that I haven't misunderstood your instructions because, to be honest, none of this Y to K problem made much sense to me. At any rate, I have finished the conversion of all of the months on all of the company calendars for next year. The calendars have returned from the printer and are ready to be distributed with the following new months: Januark Februark Mak Julk I also changed all the days of each week to: Sundak Mondak Tuesdak Wednesdak Thursdak Fridak Saturdak We are now Y to K compliant. Have a nice dak!!! Q: What do you call a blonde in the freezer? A: A Frosted Flake. Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? A: Pull the pin and throw it back. A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!" The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!" Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator. Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home, when he spots the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he sees a huge 9-foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She takes aim, kills the creature and with a great deal of effort hauls it on to the swamp bank. Laying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watches in amazement. Just then the blonde flips the alligator on its back, and frustrated, shouts out, "Damn it, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!" |
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