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| Ralph Wiggum Quotes |
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here are some famous Ralph Wiggum Quotes.
"What's a battle?"
"I'm Idaho!"
"Me fail English? That's unpossible!"
"and when the doctor said I didn't have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life."
Ralph: [whispering] Lisa, what's the answer to number seven?
Lisa: [whispering] Sorry, Ralph. That would defeat the purpose of testing as a means of student evaluation.
Ralph: [pauses] My cat's name is Mittens.
"What's a diorama?"
Ralph: [skipping with his diorama] I beat the smart kids! I beat the smart kids! I -- [trips] I bent my Wookie.
Lisa: Hey Ralph, want to come with me and Alison to play "Anagrams"?
Alison: We take proper names and rearrange the letters to form a description of that person.
(from JIGGYJOE326@aol.com) Ralph: My cat's breath smells like cat food
(from JIGGYJOE326@aol.com)Ralph: "The purple berries taste like burning"
(FROM JIGGYJOE326@aol.com)Ralph: "hi supernintendo chambers"
(FROM JIGGYJOE326@aol.com)Ralph: "I got my popsikle on your toy chest"
(FROM JIGGYJOE326@aol.com)Ralph: "once I had an M&M stuck in my nose"
(from JIGGYJOE326@aol.com)Ralph: "THE LEPRECHAUN TOLD ME TO BURN THINGS!" |
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