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| here are the songs lyrics Takin Softball: From: Homer At The Bat (8F13) Well Mr. Burns had done it, The power plant had won it, With Roger Clemens clucking all the while, Mike Scioscia's tragic illness made us smile, While Wade Boggs lay unconscious on the barroom tile... We're talkin' softball... From Maine to San Diego. Talkin' softball... Mattingly and Canseco. Ken Griffey's grotesquely swollen jaw. Steve Sax and his run-in with the law. We're talkin' Homer... Ozzie and the Straw. We're talkin' softball... From Maine to San Diego. Talkin' softball... Mattingly and Canseco. Ken Griffey's grotesquely swollen jaw. Steve Sax and his run-in with the law. We're talkin' Homer... Ozzie and the Straw. SEE MY VEST: From: Two Dozen and One Greyhounds (2F18) Burns: Some men hunt for sport, Others hunt for food, The only thing I'm hunting for, Is an outfit that looks good... See my vest, see my vest, Made from real gorilla chest, Feel this sweater, there's no better, Than authentic Irish setter. See this hat, 'twas my cat, My evening wear - vampire bat, These white slippers are albino African endangered rhino. Grizzly bear underwear, Turtle's necks, I've got my share, Beret of poodle, on my noodle It shall rest, Try my red robin suit, It comes one breast or two, See my vest, see my vest, See my vest. Like my loafers? Former gophers - It was that or skin my chauffeurs, But a greyhound fur tuxedo Would be best, So let's prepare these dogs, Mrs. Potts: Kill two for matching clogs, Burns: See my vest, see my vest, Oh please, won't you see my vest. I really like the vest HOMER'S Flintones Theme: From: Marge Vs. The Monorail (9F10) Homer: Simpson! Homer Simpson! He's the greatest guy in history, From the, town of Springfield! He's about to hit a chestnut tree! Waaaah! From: Mr Plow (9F07) Homer: Boom-chi-cha-boom-chi-cha-boom-chi-boom I'm Mr. Plow, and I'm here to say, I'm the plowin'est guy in the USA. I got a big plow and I'll move a lot of things, Like your cow if you have one. Who Needs the Kwik-E-Mart?From: Apu Gets Fired (1F10) Apu: You see, whether igloo, hut, or lean-to, or a geodesic dome, There's no structure I have been to, which I'd rather call my home. [music starts] When I first arrived, you were all such jerks, But now I've come to looooooove your quirks. Maggie with her eyes so bright, Marge with hair by Frank Lloyd Wright, Lisa can philosophise, Bart's adept at spinning lies, Homer's a delightful fella, sorry 'bout the salmonella. Homer: Heh heh, that's OK. Apu: Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart? Here comes the tricky part. Oh, won't you rhyme with me? Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart? Marge: Their floors are stick-E-Mart, Lisa: They made Dad sick-E-Mart, Bart: Let's hurl a brick-E-Mart, Homer: The Kwik-E-Mart is real... D'oh! Apu: Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart? Not me... Family in background: Forget the Kwik-E-Mart, Goodbye to Kwik-E-Mart, Who needs the Kwik-E-mart? Apu: Not me. From: Radio Bart (8F11) The singers include Troy McClure, Bleeding Gums Murphy, Diamond Joe Quimby, Krusty the Klown, Sting, Sideshow Mel, McBain, and Dr. Marvin Monroe. Sting: There's a hole in my heart As deep as a well, For that poor little boy, Who's stuck halfway to Hell... Sideshow Mel:Though we can't get him out, We'll do the next best thing... McBain: We go on TV And sing, sing, sing! All: And we're sending our love down the well... Krusty: All the way down! All: We're sending our love down the well... Krusty: Down that well! ...The song is cut off. From: Homer's Barbershop Quartet (9F21) Be Sharps: Baby on board, how I adore, That sign on my car's windowpane Bounce in my step, Loaded with pep, 'Cause I'm drivin' in the carpool lane. Call me a square, Friend, I don't care. That little yellow sign can't be ignored I'm telling you it's mighty nice Each trip's a trip to paradise With my baby on board. From: Kamp Krusty (8F24) Campers: Hail to thee, Kamp Krusty, By the shores of Big Snake Lake. Though your swings are rusty, We know they'll never break. Kearney: Louder! Faster! Campers: From your gleaming mess hall, To your hallowed baseball field, Your spic n' span infirmary, Where all our wounds are healed. Hail to thee, Kamp Krusty, Below Mount Avalanche. We will always love Kamp Krusty, Homer: When the fire starts to burn, There's a lesson you must learn. Something, something, then you see, You'll avoid catastrophe! D'oh!!! |
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