The Stone Cutters - Television - http://www.woodrecords.com/simpsonslair/Stone

here some info about the stone cutters

The Sacred oath:
"...And by the Sacred Parchment, I swear that if I reveal the secrets of the StoneCutters, may my stomach become bloated and my head be plucked of all but three hairs."

The sacred parchment writing:
BSTUPUI, STETERUNTOUR COMAE, ET VOX FAUCIEUS MAESIT

Members of the Stonecutters
#1 - Number One
#12 - Lenny
#14 - Carl
#29 - Charles Montgomery Burns
#38 - Abe
#57 - Dewey Largo
#62 - Seymour Skinner
#86 - Julius Hibbert
#124 - Herman
#156 - Chief Wiggum
#194 - Moe the Bartender
#242 - Hershel Krustofski
#259 - Scott Christian
#287 - Sideshow Mel
#362 - Mr. Van Houten
#384 - Waylon Smithers
#434 - Kent Brockman
#456 - Joe Quimby
#476 - Asst. Superintendent Leopold
#530 - Groundskeeper Willy
#589 - Steve Guttenberg
#632 - Jasper
#666 - Adolf Hitler
#712 - Barney
#747 - Apu
#793 - Lionel Hutz
#823 - Homer Glumplich
#846 - (some green alien)
#893 - (the Egg Council guy)
#908 - Homer Simpson

Stonecutter World Counsel:
Orville Redenbacher
Jack Nicholson
Lawrence Tero (Mr. T)
George Bush

THE FIVE RITUALS YOU MUST PASS TO BE A STONECUTTER:
Ritual #1 - All Stonecutters must take a Leap of Faith. If you survive this five-story plunge, your character will be proven.
Ritual #2 - The Crossing of the Desert.
Ritual #3 - The Unblinking Eye.
Ritual #4 - Wreck of the Hesperus.
Ritual #5 - The Paddling of the Swollen Ass, with paddles

The Stonecutters Song:
Who controls the British crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
We do! We do.
Who leaves Atlantis off the maps?
Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
We do! We do.
Who holds back the electric car?
Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star?
We do! We do.
Who robs cave fish of their sight?
Who rigs every Oscar night?
We do! We do.

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