Everyone in this world only ever knew of Singapore.... They also thought the Bermuta triangle was cursed.... In a way it is but you don't die.... YOU GO TO SINGAPORN THE LAND OF ETERNAL WEIRDOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now the story can finnaly be told... The story of..... Singaporn.... This website This is the site made by the creators of the country of Singaporn. We will not tell anything about us yet, for you may come and kill us in our sleep, so we'll tell you later. The country of Singaporn is not exactly on this planet, but the way in is. In the very centre of the Bermuta triangle is the gateway. A gaint "thing" sticking up from the VERY middle of the triangle. We urge you to go there right now. Our story Here is tha sad story of Singaporn... It was a normal day in the Bermuta triangle..... well as normal as you can get. Then right in the middle of the bermuta triagle there was a small island.... On the island was a man and a woman... The man had a very small penis.... the wonan didn't like that... So the man took a bit too much viagra...... BOOM!!!!! An explosion shook the triangle....... the man was gona... except his penis was there..... WITH A GIANT GLOWING BLUE PORTAL IN IT'S SIDE!!!!! the woman was gone... so they thought..... she was in a seperated world.... the world of......Singaporn... She bacame their leader... By a freak accident she also became a partridge.... The partridge in the pear tree..... the partridge of never ending meat.... the one partridge TO RULE THEM ALL!!!!!!!!!!! The mystery of the Bermuta triangle was not solved... until me and my friend got there and got out somehow.... The way in is to have your ship crash and then smiw to the "safety" of the island. You then are sucked into the portal. Your friends that are with you are torn and shredded and become part of you. All of them attaches to you. Obviously not in the right places. Every Singapornian has a sexual organ in the middle of their forehead. There is no way out. Except.... Into the partridge. The partridge never shits. Everything that comes from its ass is instantly put back in our world. A strange concept is it not? Me and my friend were put in the portal at different times alone so we were not mangled into one person. We managed to jump down the partridges throat and escape. The singapornian guard Bob FuckaDuck is after us. He doesn't want the truth of Singaporn to be spread. Little does he know the internet exists. Now all of you that have read this.... watch out for Bob FuckaDuck... Hes after you too. This is a picture of him in disguise. Holy shit....Singaporn has gone out of control... The portal has been broken.... This was done by Amy Nguyen and Lorreta Cheung. KILL THEM!!!! The has also had sex with Bob FuckaDuck. He went insance after waking up and seeing that they had penises!!!! They are men.... Transvestites..... NEW