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-You brought your "Singer Brother" sewing machine with you when you migrated to Canada
and use it with a 120 volts transformer
-You tell your parents you got 98%, they ask you what happened to the other 2%
-Your mother has a minor disagreement with her relative and doesn't talk to them for 10 years
-Your house smells like fried onion
You hide everything from your parents
-You still come back home to live with your parents after you have finished University
-You avoid public places when a member of differnt sex , especially if there is an acquaintance
within a 250
-Your parents worry what other people will think if you're not going to be a doctor/ engineer
-Your parents always say,"Its cheaper in India/Pakistan
-No one seems to call ahead of time to say they're coming over for a visit
-Atleast once a week your mom says,"I want to go to India/ Pakistan
-Your paents push the concept of an arrange marriage and try to demonstrate how well it works
-Your parents drink 6 cups of tea a day
-You have annoying nicknames like Choto or Chikoo
-You go back home from America and Europe and people treat you like royalty
-You come out of the arrival lounge (airport) and there are at leat 20 relatives to recieve you
-You always say,"Open the light" instead of "turn the light on"
-You secure your baggage with a rope
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| Autographing For Your Pals |
Ashes to Ashes,
Dust to Dust
You're on friend
That i can trust
If you get to heaven,
Before i do
Bore a hole
And pull me through
Pals we will be
Pals forever
Remember me
These are just couple of poems for autographing .Check out
my page about autographing ,into the index!! |
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