Fun With Elevators - Beavis does silly and annoying things.. therefore he is an appropriate image. - Entertainment - http://www.woodrecords.com/sugarinacan/Just_Because_You

- Wave hands wildly in the air above you and scream "SNOW CONE!"
- Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
- Shave.
- Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
- Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall without getting off.
- When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
- Greet everyone getting on with a warm hand shake and ask them to call you Admiral.
- On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
- Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on".
- When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh not now... motion sickness!"
- Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter up your nose.
- Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say: "oops".
- Show others passengers awound and ask if it looks infected.
- Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
- Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce: "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
- Leave a box in the doors.
- Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
- Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
- Start a sing-along.
- When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
- Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space".
- Announce in a demonic tone: "I must find a more suitable host body".
- Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
- If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler: "COOTIES!"
- While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "hide it... quick!" then whisper innocently.

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